lazo

schmidt happens

[lazo @sovndgirl]

my homies & i are planning to sell empanadas for the BLM movement across from nini’s deli & will donate ALL THE SALES to the correct BLM fund

please RT this so y’all know where we’ll be so we can sell these out!

thank you!!

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Cyclospora, the foodborne parasite known to cause explosive diarrhea, has been found in:

—Parsley
—Cilantro
—Snow peas
—Mesclun lettuce
—Spinach
—Salad mixes
—Berries

Cases are on the rise nationwide.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Health officials are tracking a growing outbreak of the parasitic stomach illness cyclosporiasis, with confirmed cases now reported in 31 states. Since May, the CDC has confirmed 800 cases, while more than 1,500 additional cases remain under investigation. So far, 86 people have been hospitalized, and no deaths have been reported.

The CDC says the hallmark symptom is watery, often “explosive” diarrhea that can last for weeks or even months if left untreated. The source of the outbreak remains unknown, though Michigan health officials believe it may be linked to fresh produce, including lettuce, basil, cilantro, and snow peas.

📸: @FoxNews

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Federal and state health officials are reportedly investigating whether Taco Bell restaurants played a role in one of the largest U.S. outbreaks of an illness that causes explosive diarrhea https://t.co/S7vW0vUE5T

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Sent that one 466 feet!

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Munetaka Murakami is HIM.

[FutureSox @FutureSox]

The Chicago #WhiteSox will sign No. 1 overall pick Roch Cholowsky for $10.35 million, per @jimcallisMLB

Cholowsky has passed his physical.

Deal is $1,000,600 below slot and sets a new MLB Draft bonus record, surpassing the $9.3 million mark from 2024.

[MLB @MLB]

South Side stars 🤩

Munetaka Murakami, Miguel Vargas and Tristan Peters are All-Star Game ready!

[aspiring chef @semisauced]

Stopped sharing my location with a girl I haven't talked to in 3 years and she texted me 6 min later asking why I did that

[FutureSox @FutureSox]

The Chicago #WhiteSox completed the 2026 MLB Draft with 21 selections:

No. 1: Roch Cholowsky (SS)
No. 34: Landon Thome (INF)
No. 41: Cole Prosek (C/INF)
No. 77: Joey Volchko (RHP)
No. 105: Eric Segura (RHP)
No. 137: Cal Scolari (RHP)
No. 166: Alex Weingartner (OF)
No. 195: Clay Burdette (OF)
No. 225: Jayson Jones (3B)
No. 255: Luke Craytor (RHP)
No. 285: Matthew Bucciero (OF)
No. 315: Kyle Casteel (RHP)
No. 345: Braden Holcomb (OF)
No. 375: Grayson Fitzwater (1B)
No. 405: Isaac Yeager (RHP)
No. 435: Cameron Johnson (LHP)
No. 465: Darin Horn (RHP)
No. 495: Crew McChesney (OF)
No. 525: Jackson Bergman (RHP)
No. 555: Jake Berkland (SS)
No. 585: Connor Fennell (RHP)

11 position players | 10 pitchers
17 college players | 4 high school players

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Had the brooms ready 😏

[MLB @MLB]

Homers from Braden Montgomery and Sam Antonacci lead the @WhiteSox to their sixth sweep of the season!

[FutureSox @FutureSox]

The #WhiteSox completed Day 1 of the 2026 MLB Draft with:

No. 1: Roch Cholowsky (SS)
No. 34: Landon Thome (INF)
No. 41: Cole Prosek (C/INF)
No. 77: Joey Volchko (RHP)
No. 105: Eric Segura (RHP)

Chicago opened with 3 hitters before closing the night with 2 college arms.

[ٰ @05DoL]

Mexicans be like nah foo liderly

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

an exciting chapter in Tristan Peters' story 📚

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

It took Pirates fans less than 24 hours to understand the Brandon Eisert experience 💀💀💀

[Sam Phalen @Sam_Phalen]

#WhiteSox 3rd Round Pick (No. 77) is RHP Joey Volchko.

Collegiate arm out of Georgia. Fastball touches 101 mph with ridiculous spin rates.

11-2 with a 3.68 ERA in 2026. The control is a concern. Maybe a future reliever.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

got ourselves a Dawg