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Sox ball, John’s hoops

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Its gonna be #him isn’t it

[Robert Murray @ByRobertMurray]

The Padres designated Nick Castellanos for assignment.

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I feel like Matt Chapman just makes too much sense for this team

[Zach @zoidbergererer]

33yrs old 💀

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@Dunkintern He has a 1.93 as a reliever and a 15.00 as a opener 😭😭

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Relievers on our roster that Tommy Kahnle is better than:

Ryan Watson
Greg Weissert
Jovani Moran
Danny Coulombe
Tyron Guerrero

[A͓̽d͓̽a͓̽m͓̽(Surfside Second Inning Enjoyer) @Dunkintern]

They tried for literal YEARS to sign this guy I genuinely can't believe he's still down there

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@Dunkintern Totally fair I think that one may have been some recency bias on my part because when he’s the opener he has a 100 ERA

[John A. Monaco @johnamonaco]

Growing up in Connecticut, I always assumed the majority of Americans had Italian-Irish ancestry.

Pizza places on every block, Irish pubs, kids in your graduating class named Ryan Mancino/Maria Murphy, everyone is Catholic.

Once I left New England, I realized how unique it was.

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

REDEMPTION

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@RafaelaEnjoyer Check today’s new lineup 😭😭

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@tylermilliken_ just two gut wrenching T notifications

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@ChrisCotillo Nightmare season continues!!

[Stats @redsoxstats]

Been thinking about Cotillo's comments on Fenway Rundown about how FSG has always made their big moves before you would have expected.

Getting to the point where you need to nuke and clear the entire house for whichever new person is in charge, exorbitant contract in hand.

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@tylermilliken_ blasted seeing you is a joy.

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@hannibalsekt0r @octoberstanton Right but when a 20 year old Jasson Dominguez sucks balls he’s just trying to figure it out. Saving this for when Roman is an all star a few years down the road and you’re gonna look like an idiot, thanks

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@JespersBurner Reading the original thread gave me a headache but his emergence has extended the Yankees championship window by years (along with Schlittler) and it’s terrifying

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@BaseballWRLD_ They continue to put a guy who is built for lower leverage / clean innings into extremely high leverage situations, over and over again

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@LowBridge9 @TolleEnthusiast Yeah not the best look. Hard to talk from the basement atp

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@octoberstanton Cashman’s offseason and general team building has been so underrated. Sucks as a Red Sox fan but you have to acknowledge his successes. Hands down best rotation in baseball once Fried is back, lineup probably needs one more bat at the deadline and you’re back in the WS

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AL Rivera

RP Louis Varland (TOR)
2-1 0.30 ERA 1.07 WHIP 41 K

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2026 Awards (through May 29th)

AL MVP:

DH Yordan Alvarez (HOU)
.307 20 HR 39 RBI 1.073 OPS

AL Cy Young

SP Cam Schlittler (NYY)
72 IP 7-2 1.50 ERA 0.85 WHIP 81 K

AL ROY

1B Munetaka Murakami (CHW)
.242 20 HR 41 RBI .947 OPS