Herbert

Herb

[Herbert @soxrickety]

Whoever invented these dishwashers that refuse to dry half of the dishes in the load needs to be shot in the FUCKING mouth

[Herbert @soxrickety]

Idk what’s a bigger adrenaline rush watching the ball roll around a roulette wheel or fat people walking by the open seat next to you on a plane.

[Herbert @soxrickety]

Genuinely would rather get off my parents health insurance than have them take their card off my uber account

[Herbert @soxrickety]

What the fuck

[Herbert @soxrickety]

@natescrotes @AuburnMemes @PardonMyTake Bruce, this is exactly how I would expect a pretend to be know it all but in reality retarded boog to respond. I honestly don’t blame you for hating on UA all the time, considering you fruitcakes have nothing to cheer for.

[Herbert @soxrickety]

@natescrotes @AuburnMemes @PardonMyTake Your program is no better than ours or 90% of the rest of D1 teams. Only difference is you pretend you are (when yall aren’t lol) and also get big daddied by Bama and the rest of the sec.

[Herbert @soxrickety]

@natescrotes @AuburnMemes @PardonMyTake Not saying that’s a good thing. But for you lot to pretend like you’re gods chosen people and stand on some moral high ground is comical. You let a certain HC sexually assault women and cheat on his wife and get away with it.

[Herbert @soxrickety]

@AuburnMemes @PardonMyTake Very entertaining to me when the Auburn “family��� plays the high ground.

[Herbert @soxrickety]

Herbs been going through his old things a found the greatest football ever made. 2010-2014 Nerf tough edition foam football. God I used to throw dimes with this #fuckingdimes

[Herbert @soxrickety]

@LALACMSEA Lala, question here. Do you legitimately hate the U.S., or are you just annoyed with Americans talking shit and are now doing the same?

Best,
Herb

[Herbert @soxrickety]

@F350Iconic2 @BigUmpErn 100x worse than the worst city on that list. The place sucks.

[Herbert @soxrickety]

@F350Iconic2 @BigUmpErn Knoxville, Tennessee? Son, are you retarded?

[Herbert @soxrickety]

NYO football, Segway, pipeline, finance. May have to run down to the old fields and crack some heads so I know I still got it. IYKYK.

[Herbert @soxrickety]

Just took a solid dump #fatshit

[Herbert @soxrickety]

@HoodieVonnn__ @yea_ala @TheRealCruzOx And who owns the media may I ask? Liberal rainbow ponies! Get your facts right son.

[Herbert @soxrickety]

Didn’t know the old man was in the waste management business #ChopOn

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@NDIrishManiac @CFBReport Hey man. ND didn’t earn anything. They lost to the two good teams they played and ran up the score against a bunch of cupcakes. You don’t deserve shit when you don’t beat anyone good. Sorry!

[Herbert @soxrickety]

Sisters and mom all got into a fight and ruined Christmas. Dad got so mad he walked upstairs and threw the Bama UGA game on. He said CFB is the only thing that calms him down these days. #ItJustMeansMore

[Herbert @soxrickety]

Notre Dame fans have really showed their asses the past few weeks. Instead of taking accountability for the losses they had, they’ve decided to blame everyone else but themselves for not being in. Collective hive mind of a bunch of spoiled 11 year old brats who lack maturity.