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[sawyer @soy_bean_]

my potential sugar daddy came into the store and bought a $1,070 pen from me today. love at first purchase aye ?

[Renee Hoagenson 🌊 #VoteBlue @ReneeHoagenson]

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:

Britain - 0
France - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0

The United States - 643,000

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

don’t pee after sex. get a UTI. embrace it. overcome it. become a stronger human

[sawyer @soy_bean_]

@DruDott this is so confusing

[sawyer @soy_bean_]

@honeycombwhore give him my number ;)

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

anne hathaway is being talked about for her beauty but what about the fact that her husband looks very similar to william shakespeare and william shakespeare's wife's name was literally ANNE HATHAWAY......

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

Rachel Maddow chokes up and cries on air as she struggles to deliver news that migrant babies and toddlers have been sent to "tender age" shelters

[Bumface @misterbumface]

The Holocaust was legal. Slavery was legal. Segregation was legal.

The brave woman who cared for and hid my 6 year-old aunt in an attic in Budapest was a criminal. She broke the law by sheltering Juden.

Legality is not a guide for morality.

[gabs @GabrielleMcKeon]

it’s liIiiiiIiikkKkkKkkkKke do I wear my glasses so I can see and have my eyelashes hit them over and over again like clockwork or do I sit and smile and act like a little cute 40/40 honey but truly not know what’s going on!?! I am conflicted!!

[sawyer @soy_bean_]

@honeycombwhore I’m waiting for you to change you twitter name to yanny

[pupa @queue_n]

Where is that neon sign that says slc is for lovers I'd like to destroy it

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Unfollowed Kanye West *so far*...

Ariana Grande
BTS
Drake
Harry Styles
Jaden Smith
Janelle Monáe
Justin Bieber
Katy Perry
Kendrick Lamar
Lana del Rey
Nicki Minaj
Rihanna
The Weekend
Troye Sivan
Zayn Malik

[kam @grvmpybean]

i get high on:

⚪️ life

⚪️ drugs

🔘 that part in come on eileen where it slows down and then speeds up

[sawyer @soy_bean_]

@halxyone Jesus Christ, you have the patience of a saint...

[sawyer @soy_bean_]

please help my dear friend!!!!

link to the gofundme:

https://t.co/zS2b3kfSdn

[sawyer @soy_bean_]

@honeycombwhore SHOW THEM YOUR BOBS

[sawyer @soy_bean_]

i got a new dildo today

[sawyer @soy_bean_]

this will really fuck up your day there are penguins in south america haha im pissed

[sawyer @soy_bean_]

girl, you’re going to get shot in the cooter https://t.co/alzfQR9iw1

[Brenna Spencer @BrennaSpencer]

I don’t take normal college graduation photos...