Soy el Guy

Venezuelan born American raised catholic 🇻🇦🇻🇪🇺🇸

I love apple fritters

[Soy el Guy @soy_el_guy]

I log onto Twitter, check if @Emerald_Templar has posted anything, then log back off.

[Soy el Guy @soy_el_guy]

Oh Wild West, how much you and I would have loved each other

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

post-WW2 Brits saying America has no culture

[Soy el Guy @soy_el_guy]

@etrntyc1 @bastard_bomb @deskmatis Slay the princess. Absolute masterpiece of a game

[bella @lifeisnthatsad]

me after getting 0 interaction for 43 consecutive tweets

[✰𝙑𝙚𝙞𝙡 @strveil]

me constantly checking my notifs knowing no one gaf ab me:

[sullen girl | 🦢⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ @ontheflipsiide]

worst ages to be

1. 17
2. 19
5. 15
4. anything after 22
5. 13

[Emerald_Templar_ @Emerald_Templar]

Grass gonna be green on whatever the fuck side I'm on

[Emerald_Templar_ @Emerald_Templar]

Must have amnesia they forgot im him

[Emerald_Templar_ @Emerald_Templar]

Drank 4 days in a row and started shaking we're gonna take a break

[Soy el Guy @soy_el_guy]

@Emerald_Templar Some Emerald_Templar_ fits would go crazy with glasses lowk

[Emerald_Templar_ @Emerald_Templar]

Emerald_Templar_ method consists of alcoholism, delusional unhealthy relationships, eating disorders, never really getting it, and misplacing your glasses 6 years ago and never going back to the optometrist. I cant read road signs.

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

They should’ve killed me back in May

[Emerald_Templar_ @Emerald_Templar]

Im so niche, too goated, unstoppable

[Soy el Guy @soy_el_guy]

White hands made this post

[Spondor 🌲✞ @willowtarka]

If politics is your hobby you’re probably not fun to be around

[Emerald_Templar_ @Emerald_Templar]

Someday

[CHUMBY!!☠️🐵 @chumbymayaa]

I need to draw (1/3)

[Soy el Guy @soy_el_guy]

Saw an Amish person for the first time