“You can go and collect fir-cones for me,” said Kanga, giving them a basket.
So Tigger and Roo went to the Six Pine Trees and threw fir-cones at each other until they had forgotten what they came for, and they left the basket under the trees and went back to dinner. ~A.A.Milne
Kamala Harris: Donald Trump says that he would personally cast his vote in Florida to support their extreme abortion ban..
Audience member: Felons can’t vote!
guy in this cafe has been trying to chat to two young girls and when he asked where they were from and what they were doing in liverpool they dramatically revealed that they’re doing mormon missionary work and are now trying to convert him. never seen a power move like it
“It’s the middle of the night, which is a good time for going to sleep. Tomorrow we’ll have honey for breakfast. Do Tiggers like honey?”
“They like everything,” said Tigger cheerfully.
“Then if they like going to sleep on the floor, I’ll go back to bed,” said Pooh. ~A.A.Milne
"childless woman" is such an 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?