Matteo

Nickelback's 69th biggest fan

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[Fast Boogie Rock starts playing]

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I wonder if Mulder and Scully are working on the Epstein files

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*gets broken up with at a @The_Moonrocks live concert in a living room*
At least I'm already on the couch 😂

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I love the homies. Always have, always will.

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What would Frank Sinatra have thought about Doses and Mimosas?

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Cigarette daydream

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Normalize calling out companies on LinkedIn.

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My favorite part of being an adult is jumping

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Man, deck the dang ol’ halls, I tell ya what

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As someone who has never had or known anyone who has had sleep paralysis: it sounds kinda fun

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@jo_eads Yes!! Holy crap those were terrifying!

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The second dish be coming with menthols for extra flavor 😂😂

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

A look at some of the beautiful new dishes at Restaurant Gordon Ramsay !! @GordonRamsayGRR

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@ZoeChipallaTV @MikeGarrigan23 Yooooo!!! That's amazing! Congrats!

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Is this Dune? @HenryLovesYou

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Smh a new pair of @LEVIS and this happens on the first day?

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Was The Great Depression really about economics though?

[+ THY WILL BE DONE + @SUICIDEBOYS]

IT HAS FINALLY THAWED OUT.

https://t.co/a7HebppTc4

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@MVCpoet If I would've known this, then I would've signed up for one of your classes! 😍 hahaha have a great semester! Miss ya bud!

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Childhood trauma is just spicy memories