Jordyn Sanchez

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

my siren song is the sound of a penjamin being ripped and a chip bag being opened

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani is forcing New Yorkers to play Master Crota's End with him.

"I want the armor set bonus for my solar titan build."

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[Luke Smith @thislukesmith]

At its best, content was a machine to create memories and friendships. No new content stings.

This pain is about losing a place where so many memories were made. It stings not because of what it was, but the realization of what it won't be.

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

YOOOOOOO

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

These birds not meant to fly alone 😤

🎶 by Grammy-winning band and hometown heroes @TURNSTILEHC

[WeedleTwineedle @WeedleTwineedle]

$31 to fill my tank up halfway, yeah gumshoos gotta die man

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

@SplashPlateVGC FINALLY THANK YOU

[Extra @Extralongdokkan]

It’s rumored that Bad Bunny will be bringing out Goku during his Super Bowl halftime show today

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

Was so cool to see the dude I've watched for 15 years on the big screen, solid 4/5, would watch again

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

IRON LUNG scored the BIGGEST global opening weekend for an indie movie since Terrifier 3 (2024).

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

@JDVance Eat shit

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

@koyolihc Song of the year already 🫡

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

@GTBAGF @EdKrassen Go eat shit from the bottom of the boots you lick🫡

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

@Christi18146842 @whatsuptucson Eat shit from the bottom of the boots you lick🫡

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

@SpicyDragon90 Thank you 🙏

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

@gorgeousmemes14 @JennaFights4You Eat shit off the boots you lick🫡

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

@rubytubee @krassenstein Eat shit from the bottom of the boots your licking🫡

[Jordyn Sanchez @soyboysimp]

@RichPolacek @allenanalysis Eat shit🫡

[Big Bad Brody King @Brodyxking]

. @HeadlockedComic and I teamed up with my brother @danielwarrenart to bring an exclusive cover of my Tales from the road story that Mike and l wrote together. All proceeds will go to families in Minnesota affected by ICE raids. Link in my Bio!