Soy de Bisbee

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@KAHFiction Hi Ken! I no longer do merch! The Australians are now in charge of that and some merch changes are in the works, so you might want to check with Alex or his wife Mimsi. 🐨

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@DougStanhope @Egglester I’m so jealous!!! Please give her a big hug for me! 🧡

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@HermiLives My car has 210K miles on it, so I’m going to start saving up to buy a cheap car with cash. Hoping my car can make it to 300K! 😅😮‍💨

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

🥳🏠 I’ve officially paid off my house!!
Mortgage paid off ✅
Car paid off ✅
Credit cards paid off ✅
As of today I’m 100% debt-free. 🎉

How should I celebrate? Definitely not by going back into debt! 😅

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@i_m_cat Actual footage of me vs debt:

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@DougStanhope I’m only sexually attracted to funny gay men who are allergic to vaginas, hence my spinster status, so I’m over here thinking about it. #DesireByTheDryer

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@killingjoke616 @DougStanhope 🦪🖍️What Santos failed to mention is that the coloring book he got with his order was of lady bits. I was blushing while packing the order.

[Why Can’t I Say Fork, Motherforker? @killingjoke616]

Beautiful, pure human joy ITE @DougStanhope❤️ https://t.co/6GinbEAdrL

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@DougStanhope Oh, so thaaaaaaat’s where the oranges that the nursing students were practicing injecting vaccines with went! OOPS! 💉🍊

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

New milestone reached today! I’m less than $10K away from paying off my house! 🎉 SO CLOSE I CAN AMOST TASTE IT! 🥂🍾

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

🐲🧧Happy Lunar New Year! Hoping the Year of the Dragon brings you joy, health, and prosperity!❤️🐉

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@DougStanhope @hdfatty I always wanted a Ladmo bag when I was not a size 3X kid, so now I’m a very jealous size 2X adult.

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@DougStanhope Am I required to work the merch booth dressed as Taylor Swift? I’d do better dressed as a baked potato. 🥔

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@EgonMars @DougStanhope It’s my favorite!! I call it highlighter yellow hair.

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the anti-social butterfly shirt trying to keep up with @DougStanhope’s livestream.🦋🎶

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@i_m_cat @DougStanhope Exactly! That’s my favorite place/plan anywhere I go - hide in the corner and make a quick exit. 😅 Great seeing you! You were adorable as always! 😻

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Psst!

Stolen Hotel Bibles are back for Xmas!

Tour-stolen, autographed and personalized!

More and more rare since most hotels don't stock em anymore.

May be the end of a gimmick!

https://t.co/9Rbnckkhhk

[Soy de Bisbee @soydebisbee]

@DougStanhope @Delta You’re looking so happy and healthy these days, Doug! It’s making me nervous.

[Ggreg Chaille @gregchaille]

Holiday Sale at the @DougStanhope Store - SIGNED Stolen Hotel Bibles - https://t.co/hNYoNyBayk