They’re putting me in jail

*Pearl voice * I’M MARRIEDDDD

[They’re putting me in jail @soyfrijole]

I’m ugly and the last choice

[NORI STAR CREAM @NORISTARCREAM]

うろちょろ　水彩ハムスター

[ash @tripnf4ll]

before we get married i gotta go fuck this guy

[kyle ⚰️ @soakedvnbleach]

2011 vs 2026

[american masterpiece @ambermyself]

enjoy that full head of hair while you can pleighboi

[alby @ILLUMlNAUGHTY]

sorry babe no aftercare, i gotta scroll on twitter

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i was born in the right generation i love trying fuck-ass potato chip flavors

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i need more fall perfumes!!!

[They’re putting me in jail @soyfrijole]

I got vetoed for going to the Cheesecake Factory so we ended up at our fourth burger spot and my husband had to send his food back twice AND no cheesecake dessert 🧍🏾‍♀️

[erika @yeeeerika]

see how much happier everyone is when we have monday off? much to consider

[Mell ☠︎︎ @fleshxbonezz]

“Your little girlfriend” IM HIS FAT PUSSY WIFE

[They’re putting me in jail @soyfrijole]

Saw da homies and went to an arcade bar 🫂

[julia @juumelo_]

my Q4 goals are to be really sexy & fun and in love

[dyl @speckvoices]

the pseudo-hijab she made with her hair

[They’re putting me in jail @soyfrijole]

The orange juice and Hot Cheeto Fritos would give me heart burn for 30 days and 30 nights

[unlimited mig @migisonline]

I really dgaf

[۟ @biondcd]

i think of the drama apartment everyday

[R @JFRP1990]

No puedo odiarte gordito. Cuentas esto como si fuera algo que en serio pasó y yo creo que sí pasó.

[They’re putting me in jail @soyfrijole]

Mrs. Gibson you were a bitch for sending me to the principal’s office for talking. I was a first grader u bitch!!!!!