Michigan Mullet

Winners get to do what they want!

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

First time seeing someone not get embarrassed at the reflex machine.

[Brookport Best Friends @brookportbestF]

@OwenShroyer1776 cause its immaterial distraction bullshit, easily forged, and contributes nothing to our current state and well being.

Its like revealing a card trick while being robbed..

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

so true 💀

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Groundhogs having their nails trimmed: watch the reactions of his buddy.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Travis and Taylor Kelce in 2040 😂

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

As a gift from management, you can leave 10 minutes early today to get a head start on your holiday weekend if you’re all caught up on work

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Woman: there's nothing to wear

Man:

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth night club 🦇

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Elsie Allcock, the woman who has lived in the same house for 104 years.

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

CVS is entirely too aggressive with these texts telling me to pick up my prescription. Calm the fuck down. 😂

[Merajul Hasan @jusslaugh1]

@AmericaLiveX_ 24 hour deadline! If Iran misses this deadline Trump will forcefully respond with a new deadline.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Having “Oz the Mentalist” on stage with Trump and not saying anything beforehand might be the biggest fraud exposure of 2026

[Jezza the average golfer @goodlobster1]

The wife asked to do our 5 Hall passes last night

Hers
1. Ralph Macchio
2. Patrick Swayze
3. Simon Le Bon
4. Jon Bon Jovi
5. Jason Momoa

Mine
1. Her sister
2. Our neighbour
3. The blonde checkout girl at our local supermarket
4. Tracey who is a member of our golf club
5. My secretary at work

And now she isn’t talking to me

I can’t understand women 🤷‍♂️

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

US Representative Thomas Massie: “We should end all U.S. military aid to Israel.”

Do you agree?

[Brice Marich @BriceMarich]

For people who haven’t seen new #Michigan commit, 2026 five-star SG Brandon McCoy Jr… enjoy

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Fun Fact: AG Todd Blanche has 30 days to release the remaining Epstein files before facing criminal charges. Tick tock motherfucker

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

I want an Attorney General who will make arrests, who will prosecute, and who will put criminals in jail.

And I want ALL the Epstein files released.

No more two-tier system of justice.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Congratulations AG Blanche. Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

[Michigan Mullet @soylent23]

It worked. Thanks for helping with the victory.

[〽️ichelle 🌹 @Michellek4040]

Desperate times call for desperate tube tops.

Really need Michigan to get it together in this second half.