chief queef

if there's 2 things i love to beat, its a dead horse and my meat

[Leon Langford @MasonLLL]

This is how the sirens in the Odyssey would’ve gotten me:

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

School shooter at streamer university call that a stream sniper

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[jovi @yearnerholic111]

she was late for an appointment for 20 mins and left a one star review n this is what someone replied 😭😭😭

[chief queef @soym1lf]

@marqoguapo MY BITCH POSE NASTTTTTTYYYY

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[zen iizuka @Child0ut]

#evangelion

[𝔄𝔪𝔦 𝔗𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔭𝔰𝔬𝔫 @AmiThompson_h]

Velmira the vampire queen

[허성무 @sungmoomoo]

[Red spider lily]

[♥️ @LdotNatalie]

I thought they were stealing your jobs

[ホ森 ᴴᴼᴹᴼᴿᴵ @ho_mori]

ポケ擬　No.382 / No.383

[Clay ◒ @rivalclay]

one of my goals this year was to really push color/vibrance in my work, i think (?) it's paying off

[nora 🦇 @shirohakune]

sharing the concept for my next rukia drawing before i start rendering cuz it looks pretty cool like this as well

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

look at our future workers man

[✩ ˚｡⋆ @_GirlSay]

it's like asking men to imagine us as people wtf

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Wow it’s almost like “tough on crime” doesn’t actually work and you have to address the root causes