Sonya Alvarado

BITCH IM A MOTHA. NO DRAMA

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

I’m trying to take a picture of my son in this style, wrapped in a blanket every month until he is 1. Here we go:
Month 1

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@emperorKuzc00 WHATTTT

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Today the Dutch Bros barista told me they were proud of me and I started to cry. In case you were wondering how I’ve been doing recently.

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

@Love_KrissyBear No way he’s 18 already 😭

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Clayton is a weenie and I am loosing brain cells watching his season.

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

I feel like going to a drag show would fix all my problems right now.

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

Viola Davis and Sandy? I’m crying already

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Had me at Sandra Bullock

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

Month 12. Finally!

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

I’m trying to take a picture of my son in this style, wrapped in a blanket every month until he is 1. Here we go:
Month 1

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

Month 11

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When you have a baby you need to learn to love your insecurities because these mfs will point them out daily. Tell me how Milo is gonna squeeze my belly and then point at my new pimple all at once

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

Dude I’m over this shit

[saltymusicstan ⁶𓅓 backup @SaItymusicstan]

I’m convinced we living in a simulation atp

[Peter Frase @pefrase]

The circle of cop life

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@Thatkidsarah_ That’s true I’ll probably do it the first time or something just to say I did and then shave it myself from there

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

@Thatkidsarah_ Do you do cool designs too lol

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

@genysus_ 10/10 reccomend healing childhood trauma first because I’m currently reparenting my inner child while I parent my actual child hahahahaha

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

Weaponized incompetence.

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#NewProfilePic

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Life choices coming up

[Sonya Alvarado @soysonya_]

It’s fucking ridiculous.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

How many of these must there be?