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[Janty @CFC_Janty]

It took Marcus Rashford 10 minutes to over perform Anthony Gordon entire match 😭😭😭

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Rashford replaced Gordon and scored immediately

I love this script 😂😂😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Fuck it, Let’s keep Rashford https://t.co/EidDhwkPaw

[ⵢ🇲🇦 @yus_sff51]

scrolling on twitter after every match

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[Soz @sozzenn]

Why are Morocco actually rly good

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

A real man wakes up, hates his physique, hits the gym, gets a pump, loves his physique, gets home, then hates his physique again.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti call Éderson to replace Wesley at the World Cup for Brazil!

Atalanta’s midfielder joins immediately and then he will sign as Manchester United new player in July. #MUFC

[H arc⛩️ @theironhokage]

Going to the gym consistently I'm either...hungry, horny or sore all the time

[Kingston @Kxngstn_]

Gym addiction isn't always about fitness. Sometimes it's about chasing a feeling.

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Arsenal bottling a trophy

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Who made this 😭😭😭😭

[SP @sspencerukk]

Must be wank being obese in this weather

[megan @sackieshipman]

uk weather right now feels like walking into any primark

[joeseppi. @joeseppi_]

UK summer is here.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.

21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹

History. 🎞️

[george @StokeyyG2]

Baffles me how ANYONE can prefer the UK in the winter than in the summer…

This is absolutely superb.

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

at the gym doing 3 sets of bullshit