Laurel 🍫🍾

Mama to twin boys Oliver and Alexander. Have been known to listen to Bruce Springsteen and support the Sydney Swans. And before kids I used to love indie films

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

Alex says ‘tr’ sounds like ‘f’ so it’s quite funny when he sees a train and downright hilarious when he announces “mummy, big truck” 🤣 😬 🙊

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@mgoldsm Got all his fibre for the day 😂

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@TheCinesthetic I’m still traumatised by this scene 16 years later!!

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

Turns out Alex prefers broccolini stalks and Ollie prefers broccolini florets 😂 so now I know what to serve next time 🍴

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@polemoskarios @Hestia_Esq In OP’s case, the guy is responsible for getting a job to support his child with the woman that *he* chose to have sex with

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@polemoskarios @Hestia_Esq Men are responsible for their own bad behaviour

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@Angela734198012 @luxemiaa It was rape as 14 year olds cannot legally consent. So even if she agreed to have sex, it’s still rape

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@maxsplaining Uh it’s bikkies tho

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@SrDiegoLima The bigger issue here is that god awful dress

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@EliMcCann Stripey shirt 💯

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Legit thought the brand of this protein bar was Snack Ho

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@BoomerDivvies If she took the $1 million then invested it, she could’ve had both!! financial literacy is important y’all

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@archer_rs “Your server is not a volunteer” and that’s probably why you should pay them a proper wage!!

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@HumansNoContext 51 right?

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

Do you think the Australian media will ever describe an @RBAInfo interest rate increase as an increase rather than a ‘hike’? Must be something clickbaity about ‘hikes’

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@ChladekNicholas @DickBonnet @JamieBonkiewicz Being infantile doesn’t win the argument the way you think it does. Women harmlessly ovulate every month and not a pregnancy in sight until men get involved. If men don’t want pregancies then men need to get a vasectomy or use a condom or jack off on their own time

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@ChladekNicholas @DickBonnet @JamieBonkiewicz Men being accountable for their actions is horrifying to you isn’t it?

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@ChladekNicholas @DickBonnet @JamieBonkiewicz Men cause pregnancies and men are responsible for preventing them

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@DickBonnet @JamieBonkiewicz Why do men impregnate women if they don’t want a baby?

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@LinkedInLunat1c ✨The divorce came out of nowhere ✨

[Laurel 🍫🍾 @sozzy79]

@mamainottawa I mean, I am old and I like Threads so maybe? 🤣