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oh sweet nymphet! sweetest of them all

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if u think about it curly’s wife was the original manic pixie dream girl

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@fireandcuppa @footballfan8774 @FloSanni @emlymlner because young people are more inclined to keep up with love island stars than politics. it isn’t that there’s more of an outrage it’s that you’re seeing more of it. young people are the ones flooding to twitter. young people are the ones who know who molly mae is

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@FloSanni @footballfan8774 @emlymlner No. Anyone with a platform is to be held responsible for contributing to harmful stereotypes of vulnerable groups. Especially those whose target demographics are young impressionable teens.

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@zurginfinity @vanillaspitt @Chilly_07 as someone who is underprivileged you can - in some circumstances - work harder to get comfortable. but in next to none can you work harder to live a lavish lifestyle

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@zurginfinity @vanillaspitt @Chilly_07 her comments implied that the only difference between the middle and upper classes and the lower are laziness and passivity. which is simply not true.

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@zurginfinity @vanillaspitt @Chilly_07 no but that is my point entirely: hard work will get you somewhere. but it doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll achieve every dream you’ve held since childhood - at least not for everyone.

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Molly mae fans willing to overlook years of class based oppression for their allegiance to the Fiat 500 führer

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@zurginfinity @vanillaspitt @Chilly_07 molly mae got scouted for love island. she hardly worked to be there. it could’ve been anyone

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@zurginfinity @vanillaspitt @Chilly_07 it’s like how some undiscovered singers are truly gifted whilst some famous pop stars are mediocre at best. a lot of it is being in the right place at the right time, and having the resources to maximise your effort.

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@MIKEKIN73778218 @CatrinMorgan22 @zayy771 120k is hardly half a million, are you delusional?

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first base: kissing
second base: sex
third base: you let them see your notes app

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Chloe acting shocked that whoever that man even is said he’d go for someone in a relationship when she’s ‘partial to a married man’…. #LoveIsland

[sio @bestinsio]

subway rat made eye contact with me and said “join us. when the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. we live forever and we love to live” I said no thank you I am too large he turned away from me I cried

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i wonder what fit my dog imagines me in

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spiritual bitches be asking the doctor if they can take their kidney stones home

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it’s always : did the tooth fairy come? never did the tooth fairy cum? 😔

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mitski makes music for people who yearn

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@ContraPoints i would love to see a video on the co-opting of medical terms, self diagnosis and the trivialisation of mental illness through social media !!!

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imagine being a doctor and walking in to see your patient taking a photo of their wrist band... id switch their life support off

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no i will not shut up about fantastic mr fox’s cinematography