the illusion of the mullet

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[the illusion of the mullet @sp0rgy]

@manofmetamod shit you got me. gonna have to go stick my finger down my rats' throats now

[the illusion of the mullet @sp0rgy]

do rats have uvulas?

[Yeeta @manofmetamod]

*has massive titties but like in the nonbinary way*

[the illusion of the mullet @sp0rgy]

Bowlcut just reverse monk

[the illusion of the mullet @sp0rgy]

I could be the tiny baby holding your nipples...

[Yeeta @manofmetamod]

Everyone at Applebee's is homophobic

[Yeeta @manofmetamod]

Hey, do you have the emotional/mental capacity to listen to me vent about how big my dick is right now?

[the illusion of the mullet @sp0rgy]

Ergonomics are dead and I killed them

[fun duncle ryn @rynsotto]

@sp0rgy @manofmetamod bro he died for our sins, so here i am, sinning

[the illusion of the mullet @sp0rgy]

@rynsotto @manofmetamod YALL NEED JESUS

[the illusion of the mullet @sp0rgy]

There is nothing sexy about the dentist

[the illusion of the mullet @sp0rgy]

@rynsotto Dear god no

[continuous and unstoppable landslide @squ1d0]

My boss literally asked me what I thought about this being like bUt ShE wAs InTo BdSM and im like bruh what the fuck like did you check if the guy was into murdering goddamn

[the illusion of the mullet @sp0rgy]

My boss: washes her hands in my dishes while I'm cleaning them

[the illusion of the mullet @sp0rgy]

@rynsotto cold medicine turned me into a worm on a string

[Yeeta @manofmetamod]

AU Wellness Center be like: *shoots me point blank in the uterus*

[continuous and unstoppable landslide @squ1d0]

Who the where the why the how the what the fuck is going on

[Yeeta @manofmetamod]

Tonight has THE most chaotic vibes wtf

[Yeeta @manofmetamod]

I'm fine with not having a therapist fr fr but I really need someone to talk to about my guilt stemming from making creatures and not giving them mouths