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kiss my ass yesterday, today and tomorrow

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@TheWolfeman691 me too man 🥹

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I really don’t see the hype with LDR but opinions

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They should invent a vet service where you pay $5-$10 a month to be able to text a vet a picture or video of your animal and they tell you if it needs an actual vet visit or if it’s gonna be fine with OTC shit

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I swear ppl don’t wanna wear clothes anymore they just want to be naked

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@ThorfinnJaeger Lmao I’m ngl he had a point 🤦🏽‍♀️

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this man just used dragon ball z to support his claim in an argument………..

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cats like guacamole, who knew

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imagine not doing the literal job you willingly interviewed for and accepted. in this economy. with ppl getting laid off and fired left and right. a war around the corner.

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and honestly neither do I but if I have to work can I at least work with ppl that actually do their job???

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kim was right, literally nobody wants to work these days

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me: **tells bf the plans for tomorrow 6 times this week AND writes it in his agenda**
bf: what’re we doing tomorrow?

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someone come save this man

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“can you get un-mad?” -luis, 2023

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bro why is the usps always where dreams go to die

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Can I please enjoy my last eight minutes of silence before this meeting????

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my my my…another day another person that cant/doesn’t want to do the job they literally begged for and agreed to

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how do fish drink water???

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@LittoLetty not me imagining a hurricane vs this house lmao

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these assholes snuck a raisin in my empanada 🤌🏽

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*Me and luis having a conversation about geo-positioning*

Luis: “can I geo-position my dick inside you”