Giovanni Ricucci

I like videogames

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@POW3R_GC Purtroppo non è proprio chiaro a tutti che il mercato stia urlando che in futuro l'hardware sarà per pochi e che dovremmo fare il prima possibile qualcosa per questo.

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@DawnedEUW Before 20 minutes no, After 25 for sure

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@RinoTheBouncer Expedition 33

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@v1gorous1 Ashe cause she needs approach velocity

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@biasinverme Cos'è l'ultimo degli s?

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@SaskioLoL Wtf means "Layer 1 and 2 movement"?

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@lady_valor_07 Fifa Street 2.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@drewlevin What happens if i get autofilled but i swap with someone and i get a role i selected?

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@BHSRMT @Sheep_Esports @anonimotum @LEC_Wooloo In some years we Will see faker coach and t1 Chovy lift the Trophy togerher

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@TerenasIII Ti prego dimmi che in italiano è livellato a mano

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@stankRat_ Well, if they come up with a map that has no pvp but has very aggressive arcs for some lore reason i won't be surprised that much

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@Brizz1994 O cambiano lo staff o prendono una persona solo per fare le draft, a me è sembrato lì il problema

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@POW3R_GC Perché bf6 costa 69.99? Mi sembra naturale che ci siano meno cheater?

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@drewlevin @xFSN_Saber Sorry drew, but you simply cannot justify autofill like this, there must be a better solution (like if i'm an adc main, autofill me support, NOT JUNGLE!!)

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@POW3R_GC Ma una data di rilascio prevista?

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@Brizz1994 Cosa pensi del kiting e in generale della precisione richiesta nel clicking? Sarà valorizzata comunque?

[Terenas @TerenasIII]

A volte mi chiedo come fa un essere umano a pensare cose di questo tipo.

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@TerenasIII Ma invece un tutorial migliore / un modo per facilitare l'apprendimento per i nuovi player ? Non sarebbe meglio?

[Giovanni Ricucci @sp1keeee__]

@drewlevin Tbh the question is a bit strange, in a game like league in which the skill is measured in the long run and not in just one game of corse the emerald is noticeable better, otherwise he would not be emerald