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Actual posts from /sp/ - 4chan's board dedicated to the discussion of sports. #twitsp

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I am going to be 37

I will also be a practicing independent physician and my kids will be approaching teen-age.

I WILL be posting anime.
I WILL be posting racial slurs on /sp/

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The french were a mistake.

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Max Scherzer's eyes are different colors because he has homophobia

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Please stop conspiring to give me an Indian girl fetish

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Your dad wanted a QB and he got you instead

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Utah and grooming children, a timeless duo

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I'd rugby her pacific championship if you know where I'm going with this

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I typically don’t think about the future because there’s no guarantee I’ll still be alive or be in the same physical and mental condition, or have the same wants and desires, even if it’s only 7 hours from now.

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Americans are basically the "casuals" of the world.

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horses are our ennemies.

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*stands up*
I'm Deshaun Watson.

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You guys don't actually masturbate to taylor swift pics, right? It's all just internet jokes?

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Your rights end where my bumper begins

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Obama killed Johnny Hockey

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Johnny Football outlived Johnny Hockey, didn't see that coming

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Being passionate about politics is extremely queer

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I'm an American and I don't get Texas.
It's like if California was made by an autistic person

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Ok Aussie keep getting uppity and I'll post the raygun webm

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I want to eat her little rabbit turds direct from the source.

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I cant even get hard at the thought of a woman after 7 days of these Olympic Games.
Seeing all these ripped, sweaty men in tight clothes has really swung my pendulum to the other side.