Allison

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

Humor is, without question, the best defense mechanism. And let me just say I am feeling extra funny today.

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

Breaking my Twitter hiatus to support my friend Jayna and her twins who’s father, who has lived here since childhood and has no criminal record, has been detained by ICE. Pls share their story, the GoFundMe for the legal battle to come, and donate if able.
https://t.co/epGl8xYjyn

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@cinderellaicius Then I was told by my local town clerk and a state election representative that I was ineligible to use a federal mail-in ballot since I am located within the US. Finally someone from FVAP told me I could the day before the election. I have no way to check if my vote counted

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@cinderellaicius My first ballot was lost in the mail. My second ballot was marked as not-deliverable (I have never had trouble receiving mail at this address). I was told that I would have to buy a plane ticket and fly to my home state to vote (with all my spare money lying around).

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- How “busy you were”
- How many hours you worked

Kronk will remember:
- The poison
- The poison for Kuzco
- The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison

[Circe @vocalcry]

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

[Handsome B. Wonderful @JamPackard]

Dunkin Donuts iced coffee is the true measure of Karma. No cup tastes the same as the last and the more good energy you put into the world, the better cup you’ll get in return

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@canadianuncut @wstafrican To add to this, there’s multiple strains of HPV and the vaccine protects against the most common ones. So even if you unknowingly had a strain, it would protect against others

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@canadianuncut @wstafrican Yes it’s absolutely effective in men and very important because you’re unable to test for it in men, but it can cause penile cancer and can easily be transmitted to sexual partners

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

Remember those parachutes we used to go under in gym class?..

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@anthony_melone @lewisalex10 chicken finger tray with hushpuppies or cajun fries and cheese bites and a milkshake

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Why did humans stop making constellations? What's stopping us from pointing at a pattern of stars and going "that's Cher."

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@EM_RESUS To add to this- staying in a seated position can help as well to reduce blood pressure

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@BKlaskowski @EM_RESUS It allows the blood to clot. The key is to hold for 10-15 minutes. If you tilt back the blood can cause nausea or vomiting (which will cause the nose to bleed more) or even clot in your esophagus

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@Andi1010 @sslibfriends As the article says, the children who are most at risk for experinceing sexual violence are generally those who are least likely to ask a librarian where to find a book such as this or go searching in the adult section. Putting up barriers to information helps no one.

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@KingHark4 @TransLibEvelyn because so many were allowed to die during the AIDS epidemic. There were plenty of LGBTQ people in older generations, they died horrible and sad deaths.

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@MichaelaOkla https://t.co/b3YTRtAntg

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@RealityBlown @GavinNewsom https://t.co/y5ooaNohNf
more than half of the united states have hundreds to thousands of rape kits behind in testing. It takes YEARS in some instances for kits to be tested and justice to be served. It is truly not that simple.

[Allison @space__unic0rn]

@ShuliElisheva @thefemalekelso May his memory be a blessing. What a beautiful read. And mazel tov on your transition!