✨SpaceJune✨

{Debut TBA-EN/FR} Aspiring Yo Mama Jokster || irregular scheduled existence || PFP - @ArinSays || Art tag #SpaceJart ||

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

Stop being mean to me, i'll start breakdancing and I have a bad back :((

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

I love eating mildly disgusting food because then I don’t eat too much 😭

Guys, food taste so good, I hate this 😭

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

Me by the lake reading my book when two kids appear “Madam…”
“Madam…”

“Madam…”

Am I that old? 😭

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

Seeing men do men things in the wild when they don’t think you can see them AND in their boys time setting is FUCKING hilarious. I just saw one flex his muscles at another guy WHO WASNT EVEN LOOKING!! And stayed in that position for 20 seconds before giving up, 0 words said!

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

On god living in a medium sized town large sized town makes you hate ppl. Half of these fuckers should be euthanized …

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

The variety in human intellect SENDS me.
Some people brake soooo much in a curve just so they feel 0 forced on them bc what? Car might flip? BRO THE CAR WAS CREATED MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN YOUR OWN BRAIN! IT WONT FLIP! Fuck! Breathe June. Breaaathe!

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

My mom: Did you leave home yet!!? DID YOU!??
Me:… no? I’m leaving in 15
My mom: okay… well it’s cold as balls outside…. SEE YOU LATER? :D
Me:

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

My logic: I don’t wanna be scammed at the mechanic cause I know I’m too agreeable with this kinda shit so let me BECOME MECHANICS CERTIFIED AND SPEND NEARLY 2-4 YEARS LEARNING THAT SHIT FULL TIME! That should do it right?? 😌 no other way right??

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

It pains me to see humans hate each other so much when, when we love we create such beautiful realities. Such empowering moments, breathtaking movements. When we want the best for the dude beside us, we thrive together, become bigger and better than everyone could have ever been!

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

@DjangoDunesVT Much shitting getting done indeed 😂

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

My bf had online classes. He just took his laptop with the online class on it, to the bathroom to take a shit…

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

ADHD brains is “be there at 10am” and your brain somehow morphs it to “leave your house at 10am” and I fucking HATE IT!!!

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

I KEEP GETTING ADS TO GO TO CHURCH!! AND IDK HOW TO STOP THEM! Also got approached by two randoms to ask me if I’m going to church Sunday…
As my father once said, “I fear walking in and bursting in flames”, for he believes he’s a devil. Edgy af am I right?

Anyway

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

My friend said that if I was a colour, I’d be purple. And somehow, I really agree. BECAUSE ID BOTH FUCK YO BITCH AND YO MAN MOUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

@IPenguinato Pengu… idk if you know what necrophilia is…

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

Tell me why in shows, there’s always this one scene where the SUPER wounded person kisses their love interest for the first time AND THEN THEY FUCK? MANS ON THE VERGE OF DEATH DUDE!! Where tf you get the vitality to FUCK!!??

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

@IPenguinato Necrophiliac looking ah

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

Do you ever remember waking up on weekends and seeing your parents in pyjamas?? I feel like only now, as a grown up, do I see my parents in pyjamas. Like ever. I feel like if I have kids, on weekends, they’ll see me in pyjamas all weekend dude

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

I think a concept that’s always alluded me is the “unreliable narrator”. As if any narrator is ever reliable to begin with unless it’s a god’s eye view.

Like knowing if the protag is hallucinating or not, if they don’t know, it’s up to you to figure out! Ain’t that normal tho?

[✨SpaceJune✨ @Space_June]

If you come up to me with your fist closed 🤜 as if to give me smt… and it ain’t a frog🐸 or chocolate 🍫, I don’t want it