schmorby

26 and I’d still die for my cat

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

TW// SA, Manipulation, R*pe, Suicide
If you’re tired of seeing these posts imagine how tiring it’s been for victims to suppress the trauma.

Thanks to quarantine, I got a lot of time on my hands to process this shit. So this one’s for you Cody Yamada ig: @/hesfromhawaii_ (1/13)

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

i logged back into watch the 2 hour nicolandria movie

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

Damn mama

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

@irisnuna You have a way with words

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

@sergiolopez135 🥺

[saelah @s1hmb]

Ezra Miller you will be dealt with.

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

I don’t love my friends regardless of their flaws. I love all of them including their faults

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

There’s this guy at the gym that I frankly thought was possessed, schizophrenic or something. Some days he’d be super friendly, other days he’d be cold like he never knew me

Found out today he’s an identical twin

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

people in the military will wear their uniform to their wedding and it’s like… dude, why? those are your work clothes. imagine if every cashier at target insisted on getting married in the big red vest.

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

You want a crazy ex? I’ll show you a crazy ex

[Sammy - @lollyfoot.bsky.social @lollyfoot]

So my COVID positive cousin finished his 7 day iso period, went to an Easter gathering and infected his whole family 👍

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

TW:// sa

Imagine being abused by your ex when you were 17, just to be diminished to “the crazy one who made a tiktok”
about what I did

You’re no less of an abuser than the jackass that trapped me in his apartment. I will die on that hill

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

for a long time i have been fascinated with a very particular concept, which is 'small town pathological liars'. if you grew up in a small town you knew one of these directly. i would love to know the lies you have been told

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

@halenango Oh my god you know who this is I’m dead

[WEST @unfriendlywest]

This cannot be real.

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

We tried appealing to people’s humanity to wear masks, doesn’t work. Only choice now is to equate it with hotness.

Chins are officially ugly. Letting people see your mouth is so last season and deeply unfuckable. Fellas, meet the new 4-letter word that drives ladies wild-

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

@shasieu Your body is goals 😌

[schmorby @spacealpacaa]

go write a nice Yelp review. I promise you the workers will be giddy reading it to each other one of these days

[LMH @lharley13]

Can't believe how expensive being alive is?