Pluto Boi 🪐

It's a fools world 😉

[Pluto Boi 🪐 @spaceBoi_Pluto]

Dear Mr. Bayo, it's not my wish to be a fooling machine. I want to learn Data Science from scratch to finish by the end of year 2026. I already applied to Sir Dickson's scholarship, I picked January 2026 for resumption because I don't have money for a good laptop. Help me sir.

[Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1]

If you are rich, help a man today. Men are going through so much struggles, help him fulfill his dreams. In helping men, you are raising future armies of gratitude, souls who will carry your kindness like a crown, and who will never forget you, no matter how high they rise.

[Mostly Peaceful Latinas @mplpodcast305]

I’m DMing the husbands of my followers who are defending Lindsay Clancy on Instagram and telling them their children aren’t safe.

[🏛 🌹PeriklestheGREAT 🌹 🏛 "Vox Populi, Vox Dei" @PeriklesGREAT]

"You need a Psychiatrist"
😂😂😂

[𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊🗡️ @Evander611]

“Didn’t know then” all of us dey wear pampers for this app😂

[Giwa⛓️‍💥22 @_gsishere]

Not moved, Let me gist you about the Naira

[everybodyhatesCRAZE. @keshdelight]

I’ll leave this here .

[Cam Higby 🇺🇸 @camhigby]

🚨BREAKING: Lindsay Clancy defense attorney Kevin Reddington DISMISSES theories that Patrick Clancy killed the children.

So much for psychotic women online attempting to blame the man while idolizing Reddington.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Look at this little girl, Kamsi. Her mom used all the money she had made selling corn (₦120,000) to send her to Enugu from Imo for the 2-week technology bootcamp.

The good news is that someone has refunded her mom the ₦120,000 she invested in her daughter.

She is doing amazingly well in the training already.

She lost her only brother to a road accident, and her mom believes that education is their only way out.

She is exceptional, and the world will celebrate her greatness someday.

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

This app is cráezy😭😭

Someone tweeted - “why is no one in the industry supporting Poco Lee?”

TG omori and Rahman Jago makes a tweet supporting poco Lee

Same person tweets - “Are you people supporting poco Lee? Are you defending a räpïst?😭

[SENYO @Senyyo]

The same Barcelona fanbase that:

1. Abused Figo for leaving and even threw a pig's head at him
2. Abused Neymar and Dembele and burned their jerseys when they left

...is now saying no player deserves abuse for wanting to leave and calling Atlético Madrid fans the bad guys. 😂

[Jennifer @Uchechukwu_Jeny]

So what is the issue here???
She paid for a cocktail dress, you made the cocktail dress, what she used it for isn’t your business at all.

[Pluto Boi 🪐 @spaceBoi_Pluto]

@albiz94 @Uchechukwu_Jeny lol 😂

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

JUST IN: Thirty-three state governments spent at least N512.10bn on Government Houses, Governors’ Offices and travel and transport in the first six months of 2026, an amount about 4,713 times higher than the combined six-month salary of Nigeria’s 36 governors, an analysis of state budget implementation reports has shown on Monday

[Big Mobii @mobiiszn]

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[Pluto Boi 🪐 @spaceBoi_Pluto]

@john322226 God what’s this?? E be like goblin

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

When Messi is having a bad game or his team drops to 10 men, he walks around with his head down, completely invisible.
Meanwhile, Ronaldo doesn't even need to be on the pitch to control the entire stadium:

Al Nassr got a red card today, the coach was looking for who to sub, Ronaldo Selflessly demanded to be subbed to lock down the midfield defensive shape

He Literally acted as manager from the bench, giving Mane the exact blueprints for that 3-2 comeback brace.

He won Euro 2016 from the touchline, and he just did it again today at 41 years old.

The definition of an ultimate leader. 🐐

Siuuu.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“I called someone in 30BG to tell others to calm down and not banter anyone when my album was dropping because the last time they went to Nicki Minaj & Lil Baby’s DMs & started dragging them. Nicki called me, and that was why we couldn’t shoot the music video for Holy Ground." - Davido

[𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 @Official_dc_01]

Omo This guy don enter yawa ohhh 🤦‍♀️I just pray he is really innocent and the police should listen and investigate his own side of the story cos if not he will be facing a long time in jail . This is really sad😢
Guys pls be mindful of the kind of girls you carry home .

[ViiV @ViiV_333]

A Jeju police officer was arrested today for deliberately shutting down missing-person cases — not one or two, but roughly 298 of them. He told families their loved ones were safe, then quietly deleted the cases from the missing-persons system.

The case cracked open because of Jang Mi-ran's disappearance, which turned out to expose a far larger cover-up.

Jang Mi-ran, 37, went missing on May 12.

Her boyfriend reported it, and the officer assigned to the case told him he'd reached her, that she was safe, and that she didn't want her location shared — then closed the file that same night. It later emerged there was no record police had ever actually contacted her.

Once the officer was identified and implicated, investigators went back through his past cases. Between August 22 and 24, they found four bodies of people who had been reported missing — Jang Mi-ran among them, found 104 days after she disappeared, just a few minutes' walk from where she'd been staying. The other three were men, two in their 60s and one in his 70s.

Since prosecutors' authority to conduct supplementary investigation was abolished, public anxiety has been mounting over how a single officer could kill hundreds of cases with almost no way for anyone to catch it.

Video: the family, enraged, confronts the officer. (Chanel A News)

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

this been my bro for a decade
when he called and asked if id pull up and support
im there no question

free durk

[BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀 @Boomluck1zz]

Ronaldo is definitely the goat, wow see the way he motivated Mane to score the 2 goals and asked the coach to remove him so mana can take the glory. 🐐 ❤️