Pluto Boi 🪐

It's a fools world 😉

[Pluto Boi 🪐 @spaceBoi_Pluto]

Dear Mr. Bayo, it's not my wish to be a fooling machine. I want to learn Data Science from scratch to finish by the end of year 2026. I already applied to Sir Dickson's scholarship, I picked January 2026 for resumption because I don't have money for a good laptop. Help me sir.

[Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1]

If you are rich, help a man today. Men are going through so much struggles, help him fulfill his dreams. In helping men, you are raising future armies of gratitude, souls who will carry your kindness like a crown, and who will never forget you, no matter how high they rise.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“I called someone in 30BG to tell others to calm down and not banter anyone when my album was dropping because the last time they went to Nicki Minaj & Lil Baby’s DMs & started dragging them. Nicki called me, and that was why we couldn’t shoot the music video for Holy Ground." - Davido

[𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 @Official_dc_01]

Omo This guy don enter yawa ohhh 🤦‍♀️I just pray he is really innocent and the police should listen and investigate his own side of the story cos if not he will be facing a long time in jail . This is really sad😢
Guys pls be mindful of the kind of girls you carry home .

[ViiV @ViiV_333]

A Jeju police officer was arrested today for deliberately shutting down missing-person cases — not one or two, but roughly 298 of them. He told families their loved ones were safe, then quietly deleted the cases from the missing-persons system.

The case cracked open because of Jang Mi-ran's disappearance, which turned out to expose a far larger cover-up.

Jang Mi-ran, 37, went missing on May 12.

Her boyfriend reported it, and the officer assigned to the case told him he'd reached her, that she was safe, and that she didn't want her location shared — then closed the file that same night. It later emerged there was no record police had ever actually contacted her.

Once the officer was identified and implicated, investigators went back through his past cases. Between August 22 and 24, they found four bodies of people who had been reported missing — Jang Mi-ran among them, found 104 days after she disappeared, just a few minutes' walk from where she'd been staying. The other three were men, two in their 60s and one in his 70s.

Since prosecutors' authority to conduct supplementary investigation was abolished, public anxiety has been mounting over how a single officer could kill hundreds of cases with almost no way for anyone to catch it.

Video: the family, enraged, confronts the officer. (Chanel A News)

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

this been my bro for a decade
when he called and asked if id pull up and support
im there no question

free durk

[BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀 @Boomluck1zz]

Ronaldo is definitely the goat, wow see the way he motivated Mane to score the 2 goals and asked the coach to remove him so mana can take the glory. 🐐 ❤️

[BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀 @Boomluck1zz]

Ronaldo just do this for me and I promise to k**l anyone who claims Messi is better than you 😭

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Casanova thanks 21 Savage for sending him $20K while he’s serving time in federal prison.

He’s serving 188 months in prison

[Mabr3_wiase @_Rholex]

Al Hilal have played 3 games, scored 9 goals and 5 penalties and everywhere is quiet

When my Roro fully returns, all we need is for him to at least score 15 penalties out of the remaining 23 goals 🙏

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Just a reminder, Fuel was N197 per Litre while naira to dollar rate was #460 on the morning of May 29, 2023.

[Sherri™ @FFT1776]

She sent her husband out for takeout.

Then she took those three babies downstairs one by one.

Strangulation is not a snap. It’s minutes. You feel them fight. You can stop. She didn’t.

“Postpartum” is not a magic word that erases premeditation.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

It's better to get the cheapest house in an expensive neighborhood than the most expensive house in the trenches.

[Douglax @iam_douglax]

“In a generation filled with hoes, raping a woman should be a death sentence.”

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

People with small stature and baby face dey suffer😂😂

[Quam🎭 @Quamclips]

Interviewer: Dinner with Davido or ₦500 million?

Wavestar: Give me the money. A collab with Davido might not even give me up to ₦500 million, so why not just take the ₦500 million

[fowo🪄 @fwzishere]

No be ordinary restaurant screenshots jay use bag you?

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

People wey no watch ball don come online 😂

[BASITO @itzbasito]

Nollywood should just give De General a budget for an action movie cos bruh this is crazy 😂🔥

[FERDINAND OMONDI @FerdyOmondi]

This is an official govt account, if you're looking for greener pastures.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

This is what Ye tried to stop and they gaslit the world over it.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Interviewer: What would you do if you're not declared winner in 2027?

Donald Duke: I'll contest the result.

SDP candidate: I'll contest the result.

Peter Obi: I will win.