2yoyo

existential & so strange 🐅

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

pakicetus are so uncanny valley

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

me & ur dad at golf galaxy then im hitting up the rack w ur mom

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

i literally owe my life to every type of bean

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

id rather do anything else than put my poor dasher through a double dash order

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

@petaldairies Duncan 💗

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

im still punching myself in the head for missing miss cardi b at the moda center in 2026 💔

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

@prollyhighaf She said your kitty a tomcat girl

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

once I figure out my endometriosis it be over 4 u hoes 😭😭😭

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

back to the municipal world of my twitter

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

straight but also white you know it’s gonna be straight dogshit 😭😭😭😭

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

if the dj’s main listeners are straight people you know that set is gonna be ass 😭

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

i hate my fat ass tits but i love being in the club shaking my fat ass tits

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory

[punky @punkylosaurus]

@OGsDontFold I rather look like a big idiot than explain it tbh

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

@FlipMensan @noodlechuuuu Bro really is so bored and probably unemployed

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

@lawyer_sophie @Blk_UrbanKitty @thetrueshelby @TLC Which show is that???? I can’t find it on Google

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

hey beefy assholes

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

I wanna subtweet so bad but I’m 30 😭

[2yoyo @spacecuntface69]

lowkey miss when tv was just cable and channels and you had to catch it at the right time or plan your day around it. made me work for it 🥲