hank

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so scary to think we have to find somewhere to store the dangerous waste like a desert or underground or something, which is a major problem unlike with fossil fuels where we safely store the waste in the atmosphere and our lungs

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙����

[Ja🇺🇸 @ProjectStrider]

RAISE THE FLAG ON THAT PUSSIO

[Flows @FlowsAndolini]

Bears asking to pay less taxes than a Nordstrom and cheesecake factory and I'm supposed to blame the state for saying "hold on man"?

[Walter @culturecanceler]

Why don’t the bears make a 6 billion dollar kalshi bet against where they’re not going and use the winnings to finance the stadium

[Hillcrest Card Company 🔥🍉🇨🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇻🇪🔥 @HillcrestCardCo]

I promise that 80% of the people doing this think that if protestors block the road it should be legal to kill them.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]”

Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

It’s probably fine that vast swathes zoomers and younger millennials exist in a kind of permanent internalized panopticon in which all actions are assumed to be (and interpreted as) performances for a viewer

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

The controversial weed killer Roundup is now being deployed in private and public forests at record rates.

We go inside the secret plan that helped make it possible. https://t.co/QVRWIQDQL2

[perrito barista @Carlitospindola]

El Papa cuando le preguntan su postura sobre la migración: “Yo cambiaría la pregunta: qué hace el norte global para ayudar al sur global en su situación que les obliga a migrar”

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Just 20 minutes before Trump's announcement that the Strait of Hormuz was open, massive trades hit the market.

Investors sold a combined 7,990 lots of Brent crude futures, ​a $760 million bet that oil would go down.

These orders were much larger than anything else at the time.

The traders made huge gains.

Unusual.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: $760,000,000 worth of oil shorts were reportedly placed 20 minutes before President Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Dozens of Palestinian children have been unable to go to school in the Israeli-occupied West Bank this week because of a barbed-wire fence villagers say was put up by Jewish settlers across the path they normally use https://t.co/Jiz5eDlsDu

[Augusto @1cesgusto]

Policiais quando descobrem o Mar Negro.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

“Pope Leo is WEAK on crime” You bolt awake in the University of Wittenberg. You are not online. It is 1517. You are Professor Martin Luther and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The Church must remain.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Israeli strike kills infant girl in south Lebanon during father's funeral https://t.co/boGcDphpay https://t.co/boGcDphpay

[Miami Herald @MiamiHerald]

Florida bans sociology from core curriculum at state universities https://t.co/N851OXPuce

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

TEAM VENEZUELA 🇻🇪
CHAMPS 🏆
#WORLDBASEBALLCLASSIC

[Mr Plow @MrPlowSD]

Dude used PTO for the WBC and pitched 5 shutty before going back to work next Monday. That’s so fucking sick