SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈

Moving on in life. Left my seasonal job at a dumb theme park for an unpaid social media internship with the US #SpaceForce. It's cool...or whatever.

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

Yeah, it's me Becca. Whatever.

My job at the US #SpaceForce is #SocialMedia outreach - making the USSF look hip and cool to all those future #nerds we'll need to fly the rockets or whatever this place does.

Started day one by creating my own welcome announcement. #blessed

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Listen up job hunting #nerds.

The US #SpaceForce is proud to welcome our newest #SocialMedia intern, @SpaceForceBecca! 🎉🎉🎉

Becca comes to us from @FakeThemePark where she spent two years arbitrarily enforcing park rules while leveraging her position to maximize self-profit.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

BREAKING: Biden issuing sanctions on China. He canceled all of Princess Kleptomania’s deals.

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

@FakeThemePark One time she asked me for some Sudafed.

When I offered her some cold medicine, she slapped me and said, "mama needs the real stuff." Then I think she tried to spit in my mouth.

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

This is the culmination of my work so far at the US #SpaceForce - #Lululemon-friendly tikes that teach your children about solving space problems through #military superiority. Proud day. #blessed.

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Ok #nerds.

Here is a glimpse of the 2021 #SpaceForce budget at work: Space Force Explorers!

Follow the #educational adventures of White #Dora, Whitey McStuffins, Space Doc and Capable Donny. Your children will learn how blind faith and unyielding patriotism will save space!

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

@notSpaceForce @RepBarragan @POTUS Protection from running out of @kfc should probably have made the top 8...

See, day five on the job at #SpaceForce and I've already learned something. #TheMoreYouKnow

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

So rewarding that I no longer feel the crushing pains of mounting debt and destroyed relationships. They're still there, just no longer feel them...

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@Ka0sKl0wN Listen up #nerd.

Start by applying to the US #SpaceForce's deeply rewarding unpaid #internship program.

If you...
Love space but hate #nerds
Can steady a @WhiteClaw while driving a dune buggy
Laugh when the old broad dies at the beginning of UP

You might have #therightstuff!

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

Day 4 at the US #SpaceForce. Working on adorable little pumpkin-spice-latte-friendly characters for our new educational #propaganda series "Space Force Explorers".
Following White #Dora, I've created a new, original, #soccermom safe character: Whitey McStuffins, Space Doctor!

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

Looks like my project for the foreseeable future is creating a cast of space explorers, like White #Dora that are more "relatable" to the pumpkin spice latte crowd. #blessed.

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Listen up #nerds. Let's not focus on what #nasa is loosing in the 2021 budget, let's look at what #SpaceForce is gaining.
Indoor beach volleyball courts will have a greater lasting effects than Earth science probes.
And who needs STEM when we have White #Dora the Space Explorer?

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

If any of you #nerds are wondering, White #Dora polled incredibly high with middle-class, suburban moms.

They all lauded the #diversity "regular" Dora brings, but wished she was a bit more "relatable".

#Starbucks "Flat White in Space" polled a close second with the same group.

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Listen up #finance #nerds.
The US #SpaceForce proposed $15b budget isn't just indoor beach volleyball courts. Working closely with the @POTUS, we are developing all new educational programming to inspire the next generation of Rocketeers.
Presenting white #Dora in #space!🚀🤘��️

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

To clarify, the $15b budget not only pays for the US #SpaceForce indoor beach volleyball court but also get us @valkilmer and Rick Rossovic on Mondays, Wednesdays and alternating Fridays so we can reenact the Magnificent #topgun scene. @anthonyedwards is still a maybe. #maverick

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Listen up #nerds. A $15b #SpaceForce budget is completely reasonable when you look at what all it will accomplish.
Like an indoor beach volleyball facility so we can relive the greatest scene from #TopGun and an #AppleWatch app that plays a sick guitar riff when we high-five. 🙌

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

This must be that "rewarding feeling of seeing you work impact people" that I was told I would appreciate much more than a paycheck.

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

Day 3 at the US #SpaceForce: Note stuck on my monitor this morning read, "#nerd name @CHaughtly replied to us over the weekend mentioning Pontiac. The Firebird #TransAm rocks - do something with that."
Here you go old #nerds - a logo you can proudly wear on your sleeveless shirt!

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Listen up #football #nerds.
The US #SpaceForce is excited to announce that we are the exclusive space-based military partner of #XFLfootball.
If #NASA is like the #NFL, the USSF is like the #XFL:
Louder!
More extreme!
No labor union!
Open about our gambling addiction!
🚀 🤘 🏈

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@CHaughtly @jdcshaverford @HeerJeet @POTUS Ok #nerd. The US #SpaceForce members fly:
1. Rockets
2. Hummers
3. Drones
4. Away home
5. Jets
6. Intern Neil's mom
7. Kites on special occasions

But much like Pontiac owners, when we fly those things, we do it with the sleeves ripped off our shirts. #sunsoutgunsout 🚀🤘

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Here's one for you #StarWars #nerds.

A few words of inspiration from the US #SpaceForce to start your weekend right.

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

Day 2 at the US #SpaceForce is in the books. Spent the afternoon with #marketing and #branding interns that create much of our #socialmedia content. Their entire job appears to revolve around intellectual property theft 🤑, high-fives 🙌 and @WhiteClaw. Not complaining. #blessed.

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

@FakeThemePark Did you retire "Middle School Principal Who Solves Conflicts With Shoulder Rubs"?

I hated working at the park when that character came out.

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

Day 2 at the US #SpaceForce. Spent all morning with our #equity and #inclusion interns learning that inclusiveness is not extended to
1. #StarWars
2. #StarTrek
3. Bands not named @smashmouth
4. #DoctorWho
5. #NASA
6. #Firefly
7. #Budget oversight
8. #TheExpanse
It keeps going...

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

Day 1 at the US #SpaceForce: Turns out my entire job as a #SocialMedia intern is spying on people. If they talk about the USSF, the @POTUS, the @PFPAOfficial, #NASA, @smashmouth, #satellites, #china or #BattlestarGalactica, I report it to a slightly more senior intern. Cakewalk.