United States Space Force 🚀🤘

Move over @NASA, space is no longer just for nerds.
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#SpaceForce social media, branding and public relations. A parody by @crankyolditguy

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Ok #nerds.

Here is a glimpse of the 2021 #SpaceForce budget at work: Space Force Explorers!

Follow the #educational adventures of White #Dora, Whitey McStuffins, Space Doc and Capable Donny. Your children will learn how blind faith and unyielding patriotism will save space!

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Ok @netflix nerds. Let's review what #spaceforcenetflix got wrong about the US #SpaceForce:
1. Not enough @WhiteClaw
2. Not nearly enough @smashmouth
3. Not a single mention of beach volleyball

Other than that, it was pretty spot-on.

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@NotoriousNGD Listen up nerd. The US #spaceforce is not interested in conquering the moon - the moon already fully supports and endorses our occupation.

But, if the moon did require conquering, rest assured the USSF would dominate it with the same success our @POTUS has had in Minneapolis.

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@Yassir_Lester Like most federal agencies, the US #SpaceForce is not allowed to support, endorse or amplify black voices. We are also prevented from giving out our signature sick high-fives.

But we look too damn good in a fedora to pass this up. 🚀🤘 #FedorasforFreedom

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@AshaRangappa_ Listen up FBI #Nerd.

Let it be clear that @IvankaTrump is NOT High Priestess of the US #SpaceForce.

This currently unfilled role is reserved for an individual that embodies the pure essence of the USSF.

Leading contenders include Lindsay Lohan and HeadOn lady.

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@OmanReagan Listen up #nerd.

The US #SpaceForce has gone all-in on education. We are getting close to unveiling our space education series, Space Force Explorers.

Watch Whitey McStuffins and the rest of the #lululemonathletica-friendly tikes learn the importance of near-Earth dominance!

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Ok #nerds.

The US #SpaceForce is proud to introduce our newest Space Force Explorer: Competent Donny.
This #StableGenius is legally authorized to to work on all US space craft and will soon join the rest of the crew on our Harper Valley PTA-approved educational series.

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Ok #nerds. @Discovery may be #TeamPluto but the US #SpaceForce is team eminent domain.

Rock or planet makes no difference. We'll all be calling it #maralago East soon. Or Maralago West. Depends on which way @POTUS is holding the solar system map. 🚀🤘

[Jason Ginsburg @Ginsburg]

Discovery Is #TeamPluto With New Special https://t.co/9NAe7XMZLG #space #NASA

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@LegalCbs Listen up #nerds.

WE HAVE AGREED TO NOTHING!

Once again we will set the record straight - The US #SpaceForce was established in 2019, over 100 years before Starfleet Command.

Our legal interns all reviewing all litigation option against @ViacomCBS and @ParamountPics.

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@Ka0sKl0wN Listen up #nerd.

Start by applying to the US #SpaceForce's deeply rewarding unpaid #internship program.

If you...
Love space but hate #nerds
Can steady a @WhiteClaw while driving a dune buggy
Laugh when the old broad dies at the beginning of UP

You might have #therightstuff!

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@OReasonStands Listen up #nerds.

The US #SpaceForce asks that you stop fear mongering over this "mysterious signal".

The signal belongs to us. It is our emergency deep space relay, blasting sick @smashmouth tunes back to Earth in case we experience an interruption to the terrestrial grid.

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@MorBeeK @BagdMilkSoWhat @LuczakVivien Listen up #nerds.

You can all sleep easy tonight. Not only is the US #SpaceForce on it, it's our signal.

That is our emergency relay, blasting sick @smashmouth tunes back to Earth in case we experience an interruption to the terrestrial grid.

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@realQuidProQuo Listen up #nerd.

For the last two weeks members of the US #SpaceForce have been training on a state of the art counterintelligence simulator in preparation to combat this Russian satellite "opportunity".

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@RepBarragan Listen up #SoCal nerd.

The @POTUS does not protect the US #SpaceForce. The USSF protects the POTUS from a long list of extraterrestrial threats including:
1. Space Invaders
2. #StarWars #nerds
3. Nasty Women
4. Daleks
5. Criticism
6. Klingons
7. #Budget Surplus
8. #diversity

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Nice work Becs.🙌

Treat yourself to extra @whiteclaw and 5 additional minutes in the #smashmouth listening room this afternoon.

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

Day 4 at the US #SpaceForce. Working on adorable little pumpkin-spice-latte-friendly characters for our new educational #propaganda series "Space Force Explorers".
Following White #Dora, I've created a new, original, #soccermom safe character: Whitey McStuffins, Space Doctor!

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Listen up #nerds. Let's not focus on what #nasa is loosing in the 2021 budget, let's look at what #SpaceForce is gaining.
Indoor beach volleyball courts will have a greater lasting effects than Earth science probes.
And who needs STEM when we have White #Dora the Space Explorer?

[Gene's Ghost @GenesGhost]

#SpaceForce 💰
Science and telescopes? 💩

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Listen up #finance #nerds.
The US #SpaceForce proposed $15b budget isn't just indoor beach volleyball courts. Working closely with the @POTUS, we are developing all new educational programming to inspire the next generation of Rocketeers.
Presenting white #Dora in #space!🚀🤘🗺️

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Listen up #nerds. A $15b #SpaceForce budget is completely reasonable when you look at what all it will accomplish.
Like an indoor beach volleyball facility so we can relive the greatest scene from #TopGun and an #AppleWatch app that plays a sick guitar riff when we high-five. 🙌

[The Hill @thehill]

JUST IN: Pentagon requests $15.4 billion for Space Force https://t.co/UzWG3F2mq8

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

@Sandra_I_Erwin Listen up #nerds. A $15b #SpaceForce budget is completely reasonable when you look at what all it will accomplish.
Like an indoor beach volleyball facility so we can relive the greatest scene from #TopGun and an #AppleWatch app that plays a so k guitar riff when we high-five. 🙌

[United States Space Force 🚀🤘 @notSpaceForce]

Nice work @SpaceForceBecca!

#sunsoutgunsout #nerds!

[SpaceForceBecca 🚀🤘🌈 @SpaceForceBecca]

Day 3 at the US #SpaceForce: Note stuck on my monitor this morning read, "#nerd name @CHaughtly replied to us over the weekend mentioning Pontiac. The Firebird #TransAm rocks - do something with that."
Here you go old #nerds - a logo you can proudly wear on your sleeveless shirt!