the natural

this profile only caters to my fucked up sense of humor

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if america were a serious country we'd be doing regime change in france right fucking now

[the natural @spaceghost__C2C]

@POTUS as a @BuffaloSabres we would appreciate if you could shutdown the border crossings at the Peace Bridge and Rainbow Bridge on the following dates…
Wednesday May 6th
Friday May 8th
Thursday May 14th
Monday May 18th
#USA #LetsGoBuffalo

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

It’s illegal to feed wildlife at national parks because they get dependent on handouts and forget how to survive.

Kinda sounds familiar doesn’t it?

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

This one hurts

[Rico Bo$co @Return_Of_RB]

This is more and more insane by the hour

[joshfed @federisimo]

@wakeupbarstool @barstoolsports @ryanwhitney6 @ryanwhitney6 look up to section 307. I’ll have something nice up on the wall for you

[chloe wojtanik @chloewojj]

This city isn’t real

[joshfed @federisimo]

That’s about the loudest I’ve heard this place ever…

#GoSabres #NHLplayoffs #LetsGoBuffalo

[Mann Made Cinema @Hotshot_Movie]

I just can’t miss.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

The bald nigga was sucking out her life force

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

We didn't need a study for this.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

I don’t know, I think it would be a pretty viral story if Adam Schefter was having an affair with Andy Reid.

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Trusting your franchise on the emotions of two women is a choice

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

HR Directors reviewing resumes from straight white males with no pronouns listed

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Israel is going to bomb him

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

[Addie Rall @basicbeach4001]

If you are a boy with a jeep and your dash is filled with ducks you’re a #fag

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

So what, exactly, are you retards protesting then