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[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

Today marks ONE ENTIRE YEAR Xanax free for me. Excuse me while I spend all day proud of myself. Momma I made it

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

@PaIIahAbdul That she's bout to be removed for racial slurs 🤩

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

Kinda funny how #loveislandusa pulled Yulissa over night for racial slurs getting leaked and has not yet pulled Cierra, despite her having all of the social media uproar about it. Clearly #loveislandsusa doesn't do a deep dive into socials and do their vetting as they should

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

I'm happy for everyone out there living their best life 🖤

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

Apple info on my pics keep calling my dogs chiweenie or schnauzer's. I'm so glad I could fool AI in one form or another 🥰

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

And how it no longer molds 🥲

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Today’s bread isn’t what we grew up eating

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

I'm gonna need @SUBWAY to change the honey mustard back to the old one ASAP. I don't think I can ever eat a sub from there again man, my whole sub flavor combo changed up and I'm upset about it 😭

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

this is a very real thing 😂

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

Me asking for an extra bag for our seafood boil Bc the bartender took awhile to bring it to us
So I just poured them in that.
Babe was like wtf.. my response was "how do you think they get fish home from walmart"

Anyways..
we got our fishbowls and seafood boils home safely

[𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚 @hayukitaspill]

Ga cuma di indo, semua emak suka bawa pulang makanan yaa 😳

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

how is any of this is funny when these people work and pay taxes and social security (also where does that money actually go?) and yet 20+ years of work, paying in just like we do & they still have nothing waiting in the end for them or their children

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

🤣🤣🤣

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

Leave Figment aloneeeee
*Chris Crocker voice*

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

This actually adds more perspective on the shit they see 😭😭😭😭

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

6

[Crabby C @SaucebossC]

Me and my roomates have been debating this all year,

would like to hear an outside perspective as to what the most desirable seat in the living room is

[Hoops @Hoopss]

We can all agree this was 100x better than Tyson vs Paul.

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

Took me years of making A/A-B honor roll, coins and dollars of piggy bank money I earned from that just to buy that shit (no my parents were not together lmao)

[zy @zyyyski]

i saw a comment that said you either had a wii or parents that were together. ouch😭😭😭😭

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

Me and my auntie both said it reminds of us her mom, my 93 year old great grandma who is steadily messing with her dentures and that he might've needed some extra fix-a-dent (we were rooting for you mike, we were all rooting for you, no disrespect just we know) *tyra banks voice*

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Mike Tyson is asked why he kept biting his glove during his fight with Jake Paul, says he has a “biting fixation.”

[TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone]

Congrats Jake you won a fight by scoring.

You couldn't knock out a 58 year old man.

You spent more time looking at tyson and hugging then you did fighting.

The women's main event was 1000x more entertaining than that dog shit fight.

Pathetic.

[Professor L @LudwigAhgren]

genuinely depressing to watch multiple rounds go by and Mike Tyson not throw a single punch

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

I've been hit by and fought grown men, each of us hitting harder than either of those two millionaire men hit each other

.....all for free trauma 🤣

[space goat 💔 @spacegoat_]

*insert dial up internet tone* "who's talking on the home phone?! Hang it up now!"

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

So I sat for 3 hours with my kids trying to watch @MikeTyson v @jakepaul and Netflix is now glitching so hard I feel like it’s the mid 90s where it’s taking 25 minutes to load a basic picture. Ugh.

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

My prediction for Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson:

Netflix can’t handle the traffic and the stream is unwatchable.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Credit to Jake Paul + Mike Tyson for pulling off one of the great cons of century. I shoulda put 10 million on Jake. Not cause he's good but cause he fought a senior citizen. I would say everybody involved should be ashamed but I'd take the money it too if I could. #TysonPaul