LadyLutch

Flying Purple People Eater 👾
she/her/they/them

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Like, burp clothes are just for cleaning up the mess after. Don't think you're actually going to catch it all on there everytime lmao

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OK, loving parenthood and all, but they really don't warn you about the amount of spit up you'll be covered in 🥴😆

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Happy Fall y'all
#2months #JPL

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Still can't believe we made this cutie 💗 😭 he looks older already

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My central air would take a shit during heat wave and my ass basically 40 weeks pregnant 🥵

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Going into work every day thinking, this might be the last shift 🙃 might be today whether baby comes or not #39weeks2days #duedatelooming

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Every time I see Marconi park my brain immediately says macaroni park. Anyone else?

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@lizstarchild The movement is simultaneously the weirdest and best feeling 🥰🥰

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Feeling someone wiggle around inside you is by far the weirdest part of pregnancy 🤣 but happy to have you here
#babyboy #21weeks #uterusacrobat

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Needed doritos last night for pregnancy craving reasons but couldn't decide what flavor. Don't you know my husband comes back with nacho cheese AND cool ranch. This is why I married him #blessed

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Chipping all your hair off means recalibrating your brain to use the appropriate amount of shampoo and conditioner 😳

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@Human_Beau @rrexra Oh goodness, well surprise! Haha ❤️ thank youuu

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Might be pregnancy talking, but what gives mac+cheese the right to be so good?

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@rrexra Honestly, the Mac and cheese tweet is totally fitting 😆😆

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@rrexra Oh I understand that!! Haha thanks so much, we're having a boy due July 23! 💚

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@nomodernmystery I can't wait to retire lol

[Philadelphia Public Health @PHLPublicHealth]

Testing is available TODAY. You do not need an appointment. ⬇️

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And now there are staffing issues everywhere, in every Healthcare facility

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Love you Dad!
To my #1 podcast of 2021, @ologies: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/jTh8mvspzk