Dan

Certified garlic bread enthusiast

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

Me in year 10: I'm pretty smart, I can get into Oxbridge. It can't be that hard to get an A* at a level.

Me now: If I pass a single a level I'll be chuffed

#alevelresultsday
#alevelresultsday2019

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

@shoe0nhead she's his gf now :(

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

@duolingo I understand you guys are having some difficulties rn, I still can't get access to lessons and I really don't want to lose my streak. Help?

[carro @carolinefiend]

Absolutely the funniest interaction on here

[Hootie @Hooters]

Nothing like getting an email from your boss with the subject line “Femboys”

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

👋 I’m working on an album while we’re all stuck inside. Here’s a demo (not final recording or mix) of a song I wrote about snake oil salesmen and con men because I dunno.

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

YELLING

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

@anaspilots They have 2 minutes to do their act, most of which is taken up by a video that they probably didn't edit or film. That video was textbook emotional manipulation, as many of the videos other contestants featured have been in the past.

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

Anyone else hate it when they show videos as part of their act #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

@xamy_elizabeth Wait, that happened? I must have missed it

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

Really don't like this act. Dogs are the gimmick, the magic isn't that great #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

@danhewett16 They have to fill out a form before applying, and there's a full on section for it. It's almost a requirement

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

Why does she have so many dogs? Whaaat #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

@didee58 Yes. It was a typo. Sorry, didn't think twitter was a spelling test but go off.

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

Did anyone else think they were lip singing in the first song #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

@Trinity_4 Yup, three things bgt likes: cute animals/kids, patriotism, and unexpected capabilities.

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

@Pieterwolfe They have several pre auditions, so the producers know how good they are. They then usually pick the song for them.

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

I definitely agree with them in uniform next time 😍 #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

@lcvvtae And you like mass produced kpop/jpop but go off

[Dan @SpaceKuriboh]

If the golden buzzer hasn't been pressed yet, these two will get it #bgt #britainsgottalent