starman

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance there’s something you could do that would bring all of us together. You’ve thought about it. You should.

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @FreakyTuah]

Just when you think vegetables can’t call. Onion rings

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

#IDontWannaKnow #KeepMeOutOfTheLoop
#DoNotInformMe #NotInterestedInKnowing #IgnorancelsBliss #UninvolveMelmmediately

[Bob @iwasvinegar]

Don't let my raging boner distract you from my kind eyes and affectionate soul

[poggers for algernon 🇵🇸 @Gollypon]

if u like penis coladas and gettin fuckd in da ass 😂😂 lil parody for yall

[greg @gurreggg]

niggas will claim they communist but don’t clean the dookie marx off they lenin sheets

[NaughtyNauticalJay @JayTCB4]

love the dry humor here

[aliyah @nevliyah]

Just did 16 push ups. Might throw a truck at a nigga later, idk

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Going to war with a picture of her butthole in a heart shaped locket

[UMAIR @meinkiakaru]

FOMO (fantasies of making out)

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Willem Dafoe for Outlander Magazine (2026)

[Entwife of Tunguska @TunguskaEntwife]

GM

[⋆˚｡⋆✧˚ 𝑮𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 ˚✧⋆｡˚⋆ @gingerxowns]

boyfriend wasn’t feeling well so he kept trying to convince me that he would feel better if I rode his face

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

One of these days I’m gonna lock in and get myself one of these

[Femme HQ @FemmeHQ]

Elle Fanning's ass

[alien gaming @alien_gaming13]

my parents vibecoded me

[Le owl @ponzischeme9]

Just said “scuse me baller” to a 10 year old in my way Idk why I said that I never say that

[Nietzsche ki beti @chiggiiiii]

every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live