Girl birthday: carefully planned guest list, elaborate theme, takes place over the course of 3-days, $3000
Guy birthday: bottle of whiskey, loaded pistol. Grandma got you a Burt Reynolds’s poster. You’re really gonna do it this time
I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.
so what you are saying is that the last thing that the poor girl consumed was a milkshake from the meal commemorating the birthday of the large, purple creature of indeterminate species known colloquially as "grimace"?