Aaron Spacemuseum

Writer, musician, graphic designer, fantasy football also-ran.

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

Fun fact: today is the 175th anniversary of the last time someone said "well, I never!" and it made another person feel bad about their actions.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Calling it now fight fans, we may have an all-time action classic on our hands. https://t.co/vm05CBL2MT

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

I got a sneak peek at the trailer for THE FURIOUS and I want to state this as politely as possible:

IT WILL RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND SKULL FUCK YOU UNTIL YOUR BRAINS ARE MUSH.

Thank you.

[Gerald McCoy @Geraldini93]

They could have said there is a new martial arts movie coming out and this person is in it. That literally could have been the trailer and I woulda been all in………. You see this person. Get ready for a good time……..

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

@SeanFennessey put the slipcover on backwards 😊

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

What Trump meant when he said he had a great relationship with Zelenskyy

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SISU’ is Certified Fresh with 93% on Rotten Tomatoes from 81 reviews.

See what other movies just got released: https://t.co/a8JRoNqOAj

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

#SISU is officially Certified Fresh at 93% on the Tomatometer, with 81 reviews: https://t.co/fTUWOQHY0m

[Beyond Fest @BeyondFest]

The People have spoken and they love seeing Nazis stabbed, shot, decapitated, dismembered, blown-up, and just plain dead. The truly wonderous SISU made $600K on 900 screens last night. Sorry Mario, this is THE film to bring the whole famliy to this weekend.

[neil @rejects]

caught this trailer yesterday in IMAX before Baba Yaga 4 and friends, please believe me when i tell you that i levitated out of my seat and achieved nirvana

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

@BlumJordan A-friggin-men!!!!

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

@BlumJordan Dude! I would have said hi if I knew you were coming - glad you liked SISU, it's so fun ⛏

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I cannot see this film soon enough.

[Collider @Collider]

Watch the exclusive new trailer for @Lionsgate's action-packed #Sisu.

https://t.co/Z7efNH7TWk

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

@DIRECTVhelp the picture says it all; your service popped up the outcome of the game-deciding play before it happened. even if it didn’t spoil the game, why would i want scoring updates for the game i’m already watching?

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

@DIRECTV why does this happen on the #sundayticket app? your bad programming is spoiling game outcomes #Patriots #Packers

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

Belfast was good but I'd rather watch Jamie Dornan sing about being in an official couple

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

If I could give one piece of advice to children of the future it would be this...don't eat a dog biscuit ever—no matter how much your family eggs you on. They're just gonna keep bringing it up for the rest of your life.

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

@girlwithatail How???

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

@girlwithatail Ack, sorry!

[Aaron Spacemuseum @spacemuseum]

@girlwithatail This game is infuriating. I don't care how many times it tells me the C-word is invalid; if I have the letters, I'm playing it.