professional h8er

im kinda big

[professional h8er @spacenavis]

i want to get married and start a little family and read my children bed time stories and sing them songs to help them sleep and teach them skills to be fuller humans and teach them kindness to the stranger and make them cute lunches to show them I care. i want a family

[Agatha🦋 @__chinwe]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

This is one of the best tweets of all time.

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

the boy wipes his ass till its clean, the man wipes until he sees blood

[canadian witch @hisfavstepdad]

how does instagram know who’s had sex with your man?

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

We spent $200B and the Strait isn't fully open

[professional h8er @spacenavis]

@actsofservice3 @kirawontmiss Is that not exposing the problem?

[professional h8er @spacenavis]

@flipartest @IranWarUpdate_ Release the FULL Epstein files

[professional h8er @spacenavis]

The emoji movie was ahead of its time and yall aren’t ready for that

[tireless @Iwillnotdrink]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE PARAGUAY IS

[pyroxiiumn @pyroxiumn]

I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[professional h8er @spacenavis]

The gym making you taller is a crazy cheat code

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x

[** @bigguccicraigy]

i just paid $43 to fill up my honda civic i just screamed trump name like mr. crocker

[professional h8er @spacenavis]

I made the lesbians mad

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies