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[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The NFL after the World Cup is finally over and they can revert all the natural grass back to artificial turf for the league's biggest stars to tear their ACLs on

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup ends today. One game left. By tomorrow most of you visitors will be packing up, heading to the airport, going home.

So before you go, let me say the thing I actually want to say.

A few weeks ago I wrote a silly post about all the things you were discovering here. Free refills. Free water. Ice like civilized people. Chips and salsa before you even order. Air conditioning that is a fact and not a moral debate. Drive-throughs. Ranch by the gallon. The Germans standing in the HEB meat aisle in reverent silence, finally understanding why we do not have trains. Buc-ee’s, for which there are still no words.

It blew up, because it was true, and because you were so delightfully stunned by all of it.

Even the Wall Street Journal caught on. Their headline this week: how the US lost the World Cup and won over the world. We did not lift the trophy. But apparently we lifted something else.

We even learned a few things about ourselves along the way. Like the fact that Elon Musk, the single richest man on the planet, shops at HEB. Just rolls in and queues up for fresh tortillas with everybody else. The man could buy the tortilla company, the state it is in, and the moon it sits under, and instead he is standing in line at the hot-tortilla counter like the rest of us, because that is where the good ones are. Only in America is the wealthiest human alive elbow to elbow with a mom of four at the salsa bar. That is the whole country in one aisle.

And here is the part I want every one of you to hear on your way out the door.

None of it was a show.

We did not roll all this out because you were coming. The ice was always there. The refills were always free. The grocery stores were always the size of aircraft hangars at ten on a Tuesday. The stranger who adopted your whole section, the guy who gave you a ride, the waitress who remembered your order, the family that invited you to the cookout, that is not World Cup America. That is just America. That is Tuesday.

We are exactly like this when nobody is visiting. Loud, generous, ridiculous, overfed, and genuinely thrilled you came. We will still be exactly like this tomorrow when the stands are empty and the flags come down.

So thank you. To everyone who came, who sang in our streets, who cleaned our stadiums, who turned our cities orange and filled our bars and taught us your chants. You were wonderful guests, and you made a country that just turned 250 feel young and seen and loved.

And to everyone who could not make it this time, the door does not close today. We meant all of it. Come whenever. The porch light stays on, the fridge stays full, and there is always room for one more at the table.

You found out who we are these last few weeks.

Good news. We are like this all the time.

Safe travels home.

Y’all come back now, you hear. 🦋

[Skylar Romines @skylarromines]

If the elder millennials want to feel old, Stiffler’s mom was 38 in the original American Pie

[Charlie Spakes @cspakes12]

USA soccer team looks exactly like every American at work the day after the 4th of July weekend. Relatable.

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

Type your license plate into a free website.

30 seconds later it shows every time a US police officer has searched your car this year. The dates. The departments. Why they typed it in.

The site holds 219 million police searches on 4.6 million car plates. All pulled from public records.

Here is how to check your plate in 30 seconds 👇

[spaceshell2412 @spaceshell2412]

@XcelEnergyCO what is happening? Why are we all loosing power? You suck

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for cooking meth in his church basement.

[Oren John @orenmeetsworld]

Adidas saw Nike at their lowest of lows and said they’re going for the kill for the world cup

imagine what went into this, legendary

[Girl patriot 🙏 🇺🇸 🦅 @Girlpatriot1974]

Ella Langley invited comedian and podcaster Theo Von on stage during her performance at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival on Friday, April 24, 2026 
to help her sing, "You Look Like You Love Me."

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Hollywood director Paul Feig endorses Sydney Sweeney as the next James Bond.

[Sonny Hayes @shiesteey]

Say cuh put that new Ella Langley on

[Angry Elephant @Craptocracy]

Who was listening to the new Ella Langley Dandelion album on the way to work this morning? 🙌 @ellalangleymsic

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: Hunter Biden has challenged Eric Trump to a cage match.

[Physics & Astronomy Zone @zone_astronomy]

"We aren't going to the Moon, but rather meeting it at an exact point in space.
​And it isn't necessary to spend fuel, either; the calculations are made so that everything works through pure physics and gravity.
​It is flawless."

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

BREAKING: Donald Trump expected to name Saul Goodman as new Attorney General

[spaceshell2412 @spaceshell2412]

@WarClandestine Here’s the breakdown ….

[TrumpFile.org @TrumpFile]

Trump is building an underground data center disguised as a ballroom. The research in this story could have been done by corporate media with ease, but why would they? https://t.co/ej5iIIo2vS

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: Five Guys CEO says he gave staff $1.5 million bonus so he wouldn't get shot in the back like UnitedHealthcare boss, NYPost reports.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨VIRAL NOW: This MRI of a 33 year old revealed how injections of filler never fully dissolves horrifying thousands of women in the process.