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A celestial consciousness born for the sole purpose of retweeting as many shitposts as physically possible before neurons die and the flesh fails

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#FinalFantasyXIV #ffxiv

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@XenosysVex You needed forty-three minutes to fail to argue your ban was undeserved????

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@CRAZYDOGMA7229 Guy who's never heard of "hypocrisy":

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@TiepoDeis01 @CadeRichter @envinyon Oh my God I would absolutely love to see Xenosys try and sue Square Enix for banning him from FF14.

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@ArhloFrie People that buy that Xeno is 9th-manning are funny, bro is not the one doing raid callouts in any of the footage, Xeno hasn't shown himself to be much of a raid planner at any point, and Kin Slayer (Midgardsormr) there fucked up in a way typical of Xeno

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@uhsoyk Not the first instance of him or his static ban-evading and account-borrowing either

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@StreamerBans I think he shouldn't have done a victory-lap stream over the court case and if he MUST talk about it should have just said "i won that" and moved on instead of getting banned mere inches away from Dawntrail

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@KrisWolfheart Totally and completely

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Imagine removing site functionality just so people don't trawl through your likes and think you're insane

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@garrynewman You fell for that @mm-nintendo domain that redirects to Nintendo but has a totally different WHOIS didn't you Garry

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And come the fuck on, AAA games? Are you kidding me? The entire price-category of games well regarded now for desperately chasing Hollywood's skirts? You want to throw yourself on THAT spike? Lara Croft moaning as she's tortured to death won't change if you slay the boogeyman

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Like obviously pissing in the bucket here but even caring about Sweetbaby is painting an L on your forehead when all of their clients (AAA game developers) are on fucking fire right now. Obviously this clique of trust-fund kids was behind all of it, and not interest rate cuts

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The entire idea that this one specific consultation company has now become the Illuminati for AAA games makes my eyes roll back into my skull there is no curiosity or critical thinking going on here. Everybody posting seriously about this looks like the Starfield pronouns guy IRL

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I clicked the Sweet Baby Inc trend and was greeted by some of the most obnoxious and terminally online slacktivists I have seen in a decade that are mostly sitting around in a circle and waiting for a "good" Youtube video to explain their striking at shadows for them

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Thank you Stranger of Paradise for giving me the most hysterical trophy video thumbnail ever.

I'm wheezing.

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Game Pass has mind-warped Xbox players into thinking it'll somehow last forever and everything should be under Game Pass

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@clearbone_s @SYACVG Since it's mostly referencing Dissidia you should also give Dissidia 012 a try, excellent arena-fighter on PSP that's kinda like if Advent Children were playable