The correct way to eat taco bell tacos is to put them in the fridge until the tortillas are stale and then microwave them so the lettuce gets soggy this is not up for debate
I ate an edible ten hours ago and I just spent twenty minutes waiting for the kettle to boil before I realized it wasn't on what the fuck was in that thing
Also I am not making light of drug addiction but this bitch actively mocks the idea that addiction is a disease so I do not at all feel bad for her becoming a meth head
A former coworker who got fired for job abandonment bc she was too busy doing A BUNCH of meth to realize her furlough was over posted this on Facebook and I just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and
I bought candy in case I had any trick or treaters and I've been sitting by the door for FOUR HOURS hoping for even one and I guess now it's time to get stoned and eat it all myself
Last night my roommate told me her girlfriend was shocked to hear that I'd once been married to a man bc she thought I was "straight up gayyyy" and that's the second time in a week my queerness has been validated by someone I consider more queer than me I'm π₯°π₯°π₯°πππ