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space. by @flitter @sampagnepapi_ @mauro_txt

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racists are not allowed in space.

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perseverance found a jiffy lube on mars lol #mars2020

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official telegram from the rest of the universe to earth (usa more specifically): chill

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@mauro_txt Time is fake.

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2021 vibe.

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Currently no black hole will take Mitch McConnell... Looking into a quasar. Thanks.

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earth has an expiration date but we're not gonna tell you what it is lol

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Now THIS. This is what we like to see.

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biden has swept all planets in the solar system except for earth so far. #Election2020

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property taxes in space are astronomical

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the real reason we booted pluto is because he committed tax fraud in 2005

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Yes

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the sun started burning after the universe’s first ever gender reveal 4.5 billion years ago

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Dw it is

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@thetorpedodog We only report on real news! Unfortunately big oil kept it a lie for years. Used to be that crude stuff that did the job and lit the moon. Now it can be truthfully said that everything on the moon (not just the lightbulb) is powered by @Tesla batteries.

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The moon is actually solar powered.

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Ah crap. Didn’t pay attention for a minute.

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Hahaha uhhhh.... nothing to see here.

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Pretty sure someone already left a manny flag on Mars but ok.

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in space we call olympus mons “giant mars nipple”