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*muffled screaming*

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

After spending 18 hours with Ace Combat 7 for the first time, I finally understand why Ace Combat fans want to have sex with the planes.

[SkinwalkerActual @nw_wolfrunner]

Alright strap in.

Nordic aliens are ascended light beings that traveled back in time to hybridize with humans so that we could harness vril, thus creating white people and securing their own future existence in a Bootstrap Paradox.

Nazi occultists first made contact with them via astral projection. The Nordics revealed they were locked in an existential war against an AI hivemind of gestalt demon cultists attempting to breach the warp and devour all material realms into a nightmarish collective of mind-rape assimilation. In exchange for a pact to reunite the scattered Nordic's ancestor-descendent hybrid bloodlines, the Nordics shared advanced technology and esoteric knowledge, so that we could join them in an interdimensional holy war to save all remaining realities including our own.

The Greys are their corrupted mirror image. They are other humans from the future who rejected ascension into the light and instead merged with the machine demons. They're now traveling back in time as soulless biological androids, serving the Archonic demon forces in the creation of data centers to continue the endless cyclical battle of analog light versus digital darkness.

Elon Musk started Spacex to break through the firmament after he learned that the Jews and their Masonic allies—the original architects of the demon gestalt that would eventually become the Greys—subverted the Western nations to defeat the Nazis in an effort to destroy the esoteric knowledge they acquired to astral project as well as the interdimensional UFO technology given to them by the Nordics so that humanity couldn't cross the dimensional rift to aid the Nordics.

Musk’s true mission is to punch through the firmament the old-fashioned way and re-establish direct contact with the Nordics so we can join the fight in time to win this cycle in the perpetual struggle against Cyber Satan.

[RJ @MKENewYorker]

As a kid my most illogical fear during thunderstorms was that lightning would strike the ground, travel through the city water lines, go through the pipes in my house to the toilet, and then up my pee stream where it would blow my dick off

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[sam🎮 @blanks_sj]

i just cancelled cause fuck that

[あっさりもみじ @AyamomiK1]

強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。

[Iheartjustice @IHeartjustice_]

You're laughing.

They commercialized my trauma and you're laughing.

(this shit is so funny I'm also laughing LOL)

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Tip of my tongue

[jainormis @jainormis]

god forbid a white boy has a productive day and rewards himself with 3-8 beers

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers

[Philtomato 🍅 @otagoth]

"Wasn't that fun, kids? Onward to the next one!" - Miss Frizzle probably

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

This is considered a horror game for Hispanics

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

[The Aureus Press @Trad_West_Art]

Everyone's on Poogie

[Milktooth | making Bad Magpie @milktoothgames]

yesterday we announced our debut game Bad Magpie and we are so grateful for all the support

- hit 26k+ wishlists in 24hrs!!
- made lots of people laugh and cry (sorry)
- joined the "horrible bird game" genre

HUGE THANK YOU from our little team

our reveal trailer once again:

[ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕖𝕣 𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕖 @TradJackBurton]

There is nothing new under the sun