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pretty sure this is all an elaborate way to set up a surprise party. they’ll never surprise me

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Kind of embarrassing to play a game your friend recommended. It’s like. ohh I’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

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I’m a wet rock that time tricked into thinking

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@SnailMailFan Maybe if it’s a DMT pen

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I’ve gotta watch what I say or somebody might think I’m a slut

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I’m an entirely normal teenage girl.

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Money is like crypto that hasn’t been authenticated by the blockchain

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What did I do to deserve such a shitty birthday present

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Consuming YouTube shorts is like watching someone else chew up your food and spit it in your mouth

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Comparison is the butter of lobsters

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Wednesday is a mental illness

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Sticking a piece of crispy bacon into a virgin sunny side up egg

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No amount of blubber can save you from a falling boulder

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Conversation cucking

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They call me “el vato”

and by they I mean Mexicans

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I sent you my joner plz reply

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*Australian accent*
If you rub my little jonah.. I’ll pet your little dingah

Howboutit

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@jonaathome @worldranking_ I think it depends on how she receives the money. It for some reason the check was mailed to her it would be unsolicited mail and therefore considered a free gift by the federal government

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Ibuprofen mid campaign

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@MrAmericanPop @OrwellNGoode Who said $2700 is principal payment? Also interest is a set amount based on how much total principal is left to pay on a house. It is not any percent of your payment. You can pay only interest and $0 on principal. What sort of math do you think you’re doing?

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@MrAmericanPop @OrwellNGoode Your mortgage is in complete agreement with OP isn’t it? Your point is that it’s funny someone thinks $1300 would go towards principal out of $4000 payment but you seem to have proven OP is exactly correct about that

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@MrAmericanPop @OrwellNGoode If you paid $4000 instead of $3200 you would be putting $1300 towards principal and while only paying $800 more you’d be more than doubling how quick you pay off the mortgage