Jack Spudich

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Its days like these that make me wish my mom shook me harder as a baby

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@SpudichGabby I'm gonna have a talk with Mom about limiting your phone access going forward I think ❤️

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Any muscular Asian women who are in Myrtle Beach who like bald dudes hmu

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@SpudichGabby There's a reason this tweet has no likes

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@SpudichGabby The Vecna Files

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katniss is a better person than me bc i would not have volunteered for my sisters

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@birdytalks I think it entails going to Columbia

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John i know you're seeing this don't pretend you aren't

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How do I tell my roommate they're really hot and I want to start dating them?

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If Inflation is real why hasn't the Wendy's 4 for 4 been touched? 🤨

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@crispysquash24 Thats embarrassing

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@njsimchak 😥 sorry to hear that

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@njsimchak Expose who it was

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Shit would be so much easier if we were all lizards

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@brandoncherney Lets adopt Haiti as a 52nd state and help them out

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules is one of the top 10 movies of all time

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How tf do the people in lord of the rings have a magic ring but not drones?

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Castration must suck major ass

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Cannibalism is a pretty inconsiderate hobby tbh