sam b

bro &

[cooper @cooperfilm]

you expect me to care about a lame ass premise like “the odyssey” when movies could be about the one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex

[sam b @birdytalks]

When guys at a certain level of intelligence/success settle into middle age, they begin to speak with the conviction of an expert on topics they’ve had three (3) thoughts about in their entire life. They will demonstrate said conviction by going on podcasts and letting it rip.

[Memorïa @deathofmeaning]

people in new york be like "now watching: Shrek 2 on 35mm"

[Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭ @cookoutsessions]

Trump when Mitchell Robinson is about to shoot a free throw

[sam b @birdytalks]

Craziest one episode tank of all time in recent memory. Brutal stuff #survivor

[sam b @birdytalks]

hello broken clock

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

I did not campaign for this.
I did not donate money for this.
I did not vote for this, in elections or Congress.
This is heartbreaking and tragic.
And how many more innocent will die?
What about our own military?
This is not what we thought MAGA was supposed to be.
Shame!

[sam b @birdytalks]

4 beers deep and it feels like my dad not liking the new PTA movie is the end of our relationship 💔

[sam b @birdytalks]

wyatt foley

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

You don’t miss, @ryenarussillo.

[One Beer After Another @privacypuspasta]

The next 30 days gonna be lit

[Harry @hdwmovies]

They should do a whole PTA set i wanna crank 90s as Dirk Diggler

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sam b @birdytalks]

There’s this guy on tiktok who does a “introvert living in Dallas” thing and he’s awesome but I feel bad because he lives in Dallas

[sam b @birdytalks]

my young goat from didi already getting commercial money let’s ride

[lo messiah @timchals]

the timothée cashapp commercial that played before my superman screening https://t.co/MpoSYUcRo6

[quibs @quibvs]

it’s the same picture

[sam b @birdytalks]

@fionanipple the voice of a generation

[sam b @birdytalks]

cultural divide of the coasts is LA AMCs clapping for nicole kidman while NYC stays quiet

[sam b @birdytalks]

The SENTIMENTAL VALUE trailer being set to Ooh La La is a government trap designed for me

[Ja Morant @JaMorant]

love is love 💙