Spaetzleking

They put me into a "will it blend" video and turned my guts into slime on a McDonalds table (they did not clean it afterwards) 🐌
💖💖💖💖💖💖

[Spaetzleking @spaetzleking]

guy thats into bunnies but cant say the letter e and also says every word three times when he's asked about his second favorite animal:

har har har

freddy fazbear: hello!

[Spaetzleking @spaetzleking]

@PureLeneCore means ur about to blink red 3 times and blow up like the bombs from legend of zelda

[Spaetzleking @spaetzleking]

one of these eels is me and one of the eels is u and we live in eel society where we're both normal eel individuals at the slop bar

[Spaetzleking @spaetzleking]

getting chased by large worms and they bite my limbs off whole

[Spaetzleking @spaetzleking]

giving generational kirk to the captain in the hussrooms

[Lene @PureLeneCore]

Esex on the clark hussrooms

[grace ⚙️💚 @sorrowfulgraces]

how long after sex is it okay to hop on clark hussrooms

[alex @xxdisenchanted_]

im very serious about this puppyplay stuff

[Zᴬ lg ᴼ H ᴱ L ᴸ I ᵁm @ZalgoHellium777]

Soul won't stop #deltaruneㅤㅤㅤ

[Lene @PureLeneCore]

curl up in a ball and don't move for 4 hours challenge

[Marcel @thesis_11]

There was a period in my mid-twenties when I was genuinely losing it and the idea that I could just answer this question with a lie felt like the last straw and if I were anything at all, even a bare existence, I had to at least be truthful, which itself felt totally unacceptable

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

suicidal at 12 was crazy i should have become a minecraft youtuber

[Lene @PureLeneCore]

Woke up and felt the aura

[Julie ⚢ 🔆 @homoefrotic]

also this pops up after having sex with me if you do it right

[cely ☆ @meowwsnoopp]

Yea that’s oomf they’re just going through psychosis rn but they’re chill

[McCarthyist Republican @Morris_Fan_]

Noticing how at the end the video loops and he is unharmed, almost like nothing happened at all.