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[spagarella @spagarella]

@YVRVanAirport this dead mouse has been in the ‘river’ for over a month.

[spagarella @spagarella]

Netflix: you should watch The Watcher!
Me: meh.
Netflix: Jennifer Coolidge is in it.
Me: WELL WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU SAY SO #thewatcher

[spagarella @spagarella]

Top 0.05% of listeners: thank you @maxrichtermusic Max Richter for spending 2,777 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/uhQnnswz8f

[spagarella @spagarella]

Doing it for the lolz @elonmusk ?

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I wish the horrifying assault on democracy would end so I could just get back to my devastating pandemic

[spagarella @spagarella]

Pre-bound: the relationship that makes you realize how bad it can be, before finding the relationship that actually means something. #prebound

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I won't be president until January 20th, but my message today to everyone is this: wear a mask.

[spagarella @spagarella]

@iheartmindy

[spagarella @spagarella]

@realDonaldTrump

[spagarella @spagarella]

@realDonaldTrump You could make that claim but you’d be wrong.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

white people have no culture? oh yeah, well then explain cults

[spagarella @spagarella]

The true horror story in The Haunting of Bly Manor is the narrator’s English accent 👻 #HauntingOfBlyManor

[spagarella @spagarella]

Me waiting for that Herman Cain timeline like

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

FEELING GREAT!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I won the debate big, based on compilation of polls etc. Thank you!

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I'm going to be the shittiest Handmaid.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Didn’t she used to sell that Wap?

[spagarella @spagarella]

@realDonaldTrump Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[spagarella @spagarella]

Sometimes life gives you these moments of pure, unadulterated joy. Revel in them. #offwego #haidagwaii

[spagarella @spagarella]

@realDonaldTrump Whyyyyy are you such a fucking cunt