It’s 5 in the morning, and my three flat mates (who are in the same voice call no less) are screaming at each other through the call and walls about one of them being the imposter in Among Us. We’re about to get our second noise complaint, because of this game, this week.
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me:my biggest fear is someone seeing my instagram like but 6 weeks later so they think im late to the joke that’s no longer niche but i was actually there at triple digit likes or maybe im in over my own head and i should just kill myself
my chud roommate: this is my year