Gianluca Sartori

Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA.
Founder at @quantumdatis
Retired account, please find me with same handle where the sky is blue

[Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba]

Managing hundreds of instances?
-> Organize instances with groups and subgroups
-> Tag servers for better filtering and documentation
-> Assign instances to the right agents
-> Keep multi-team and multi-client environments structured
https://t.co/tkPt76fjbe

[Luciano Capone @lucianocapone]

Dieci anni fa i vip pugliesi (Al Bano, Caparezza, Negramaro, Emma Marrone, etc) lanciarono una campagna social complottista su Xylella per "difendere gli ulivi". Ora, dopo 21 milioni di alberi seccati, sono spariti: a difendere gli ulivi c'è Helen Mirren. https://t.co/rfskZPo2u2

[Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba]

Pricing for monitoring tools is often… complicated. QMonitor isn’t: 50€ per instance / month
In #Azure, one license covers:
→ 1 Azure SQL Managed Instance
→ OR 1 Azure SQL Elastic Pool
→ OR up to 20 standalone Azure SQL databases
Take a tour! https://t.co/tkPt76fjbe

[Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba]

QMonitor can help #SQLServer consultants onboard new clients:
→ Install a lightweight agent: no complexity
→ Collect 30 days of perf data **for free**
→ Turn metrics into clear, client-ready dashboards
→ Run best practice checks
Take a tour: https://t.co/tkPt76fjbe

[Computer ♥ Records @ComputerLove_]

31 years ago today, Netscape Navigator 1.0 was released.

[SqlServerBuilds @SqlServerBuilds]

SQL Server 2025 RTM: 
https://t.co/vDjGCcWAlF 
17.0.1000.7 SQL Server 2025 RTM 
#SQLServer #SQLServer2022

[Bob Ward @bobwardms]

We are excited to announce the general availability of #sqlserver2025. https://t.co/fDOvbxLSgc

[The Kyiv Chronicles @ChroniclesKiev]

Non solo carri armati, missili, droni, ma anche parole, immagini, significati. La Russia oggi combatte due guerre: una cinetica (visibile) e una cognitiva (invisibile). La seconda è quella che può distruggere l’UE.
Putin non vuole solo territori, vuole riscrivere il modo

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[Gianluca Sartori @spaghettidba]

@drsql @erikdarlingdata I can call names for free #BiddingWar

[Caolan @CaolanReports]

This is a map of every civilian hit by drones in Kherson by @tochnyi. Nearly 3,000 innocent people bombed in their homes and streets. It looks like the Blitz map of London in WW2. Everyone needs to see this.

[Matija Lah @MatijaLah]

- Data Modeling for Power BI: From Foundations to Best Practices (https://t.co/Hvb7jRmxTl), by @MEhrenmueller.

For more information, and to register for the main event, go to https://t.co/taxVQDnwg6.

[Matija Lah @MatijaLah]

There are still a few seats left for our two one-day seminars taking place on 5 December 2025, the day before #DataSaturdaySlovenia 2025:

- SQL Server Performance for Application Developers (https://t.co/CnLJOMGrkl), by @spaghettidba; and

[Matija Lah @MatijaLah]

On 5/Dec/2025, the day before #DataSaturdaySlovenia 2025, together with @kompasxnet, we offer two one-day seminars at a fraction of their regular prices:

- SQL Server Performance for Application Developers (https://t.co/CnLJOMFTuN), by @spaghettidba; and

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[Madi Kapparov @MuKappa]

An extremely basic overview of the war as of today:

1. Russia's strategic objectives in Ukraine remain unchanged - the bare minimum is to capture in their entirety the four oblasts written into Russia's constitution (Kherson, Zaporizhzhia, Donetsk, Luhansk) plus Odesa,...

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

theyStartingToGetIt https://t.co/jV2iddaVww

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

1/2. The phrase "land swap" is being used to mean "Ukraine concedes land illegally occupied by Russia and also concedes territory that is not even occupied." That is not a swap.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

No, Donny. This isn’t “Biden’s stupid war.” The blame starts and ends with your bestie Vlad.

[Sergej Sumlenny, LL.M @sumlenny]

Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis

[Jen ⚡️ @TheGNRGiirl]

On this day in 1988, Guns N’ Roses opened for Aerosmith at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ. Deep Purple also played this night. This is the show where the music video for Paradise City was filmed.

If you were there, you witnessed an incredible evening of rock ‘n’ roll.

[Azure SQL @AzureSQL]

SQL Server 2025 introduces built-in AI, enterprise-grade security and blazing performance. Discover how the Pure Storage platform supercharges these innovations, so you can make the most of every data workload: https://t.co/xLjoxrvosU #SQLServer2025 #PureStorage #DataPlatform