Daddy Spaghetti

Mmmmm

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

If you just kept painting the walls in a room over and over again would the room eventually get smaller?

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This weather got my lips so dry it be lookin like my fkn baby milk lip cap boutta come off 😭😭💀😂

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

I love my partner enough to put the volume on numbers that aren’t in 5’s to make the volume just right if they sleepin even if it drives me crazy 30 to quiet 35 to loud fuck it I’ll do 33 just for you babe 🫶😎😂

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

This is the ugliest music note I’ve ever seen 😭💀🤢🤮🫣

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

Netflix be like: do you want to watch this show that we only have the first season of even tho there are five ☺️

Hey I know what you’re looking for let me suggest the name to
you btw we don’t have it 🤗

Hey wanna watch this show we only have the last season of 🥰

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

Why would YouTube think I want to watch this shit 😭💀

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

Living in today’s world as a girl means I will never be able to decorate my car all cute like I had always dreamed off… :/

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

Biggest pet peeve : when clothing businesses make the waist look cinched when it’s not and it’s actually just a baggy boxy thing like don’t pmo 🙄🙄🙄

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

This was supposed to be a pun by the way

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

If you consider yourself a people pleaser then you should love and take care yourself that would please the people who love you ❤️🫶

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

Cash apples by @CashApp was poorly planned i was sad to see the situation go down I honestly don’t think they are bringing it back Pretty sure it was a just a promo to get ppl to make more cashapp accounts they’ve had so much controversy around them I’ve even had issues for years

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

If you consider yourself a people pleaser then you should love and take care yourself that would please the people who love you ❤️🫶

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

This shit taste like eating cherry chapstick 💄🍴

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

He will wear wigs 😂

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The X in the top corner of a ad you are watching to get something in a game is the illusion of freedom

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

If I go into a guys room and they have a poster of some chick in a bikini or less I’m out the only way you can convince me is if that shit has been there since like 2010 then I’ll let it slide as old swag

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

Face book friend recommendations be like hey wanna add this person who ruined your life or this person that you wish would get hit with a bus ?

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My best friend told me they wish they could eat children’s bubble gum toothpaste…. What the actual fuck!? Then acted like I was crazy for not agreeing…😭🤮

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

Ppl say chopped and screwed and sometimes that shit literally be chopped tf up and screwed tf up

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Never trust no one named Josh all he gonna do is Josh you

[Daddy Spaghetti @spaghettidad0]

Basketball is basically who can put the bouncy ball in their basket fastest in a limited amount of time